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I'd say $5 is a fair price - maybe scrap the $10 premium membership altogether - except for us who have already paid.  I'm happy to pay a tenner.  Offer access to a decent archive of bid items - that is strictly accessible for your subscribers and maybe look into chat programs as that would be a popular addition.  

Ask for submissions if you want more obscure Olympic goods - if you offer it - they will come.  I think you could get maybe 400+ members paying if marketing is done well - especially if you also offer it to media outlets.

I'd recommend still allowing basic free posting rights though - you dont want to become Around The Rings...

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Krow weighs like 32 kilos.  He shops in the kids section - thus with such a cheap source of threads, why wouldn't you go clothes crazy?

thin is in. along with big sunglasses and having kids after 40.

Fat is where it's at.  And you didnt ask a question.

why does faster make me want to hurt something every time he pretentiously dismisses facts and other people's views in topics he has narrow minded, rudimentary, or wikipedia charged knowledge about?

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Krow weighs like 32 kilos.  He shops in the kids section - thus with such a cheap source of threads, why wouldn't you go clothes crazy?

thin is in. along with big sunglasses and having kids after 40.

Fat is where it's at.  And you didnt ask a question.

why does faster make me want to hurt something every time he pretentiously dismisses facts and other people's views in topics he has narrow minded, rudimentary, or wikipedia charged knowledge about?

I say act out on your negativity based need to lash out.  I understand.  Faster is set in his own opinion - which negates the whole concept of a discussion board - but at times he has prompted worthy debates.  As to why specifically you want to hurt something - chemical imbalance.  Definitely you have a chemical imbalance.

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Is June 6, 2006 (06/06/06 - 6/6/6) the end of the world or something tragic like that or will I just be cranky that day?

You are cranky everyday - so what point are you making by condenseing all that angst into a single day of explosive non fun?  Get a hobby!  Or do what I do - buy a cheap crockery set - and SMASH IT AGAINS A WALL!

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Okay Puppy, I've got three days to kill in Hong Kong coming up. What do you recommend, a day in Disneyland or a day in Macau (and do you know any good restaurants there)?

Well Macau can easily fill a whole day - however you need to take into account the commuting time between Macau and HK, plus queueing for visas... maybe stay in HK.  Restaurant wise, there are tons - but try to head to Deveareux Road West - it's where all the seafood shops are and it's the best area for seafood restaurants.  Otherwise for snacks, hit the millions of bakeries.  The rolld are brilliant!

Disneyland can easily fill aday - in fact if you plan it well it will exactly tale a whole day - it looks deceptively small - but actually has quite a few stage shows, etc.  Mickey's Philharmonic and The Lion King shows are brilliant - as is the Tarzan boat ride.  Ocean Park is also fun - and they have Pandas!

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Dear Puppy,

Will I finally win Cordelia's heart and can they incorporate our wedding at either the Doha or the Beijing Opening Ceremonies?

Heart-broken but still hoping B.

She has a heart?  if so I am surprised!  No seriously - she is half a world away and lets be frank, you like the cock.  Enough said. :)

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Dear Puppy,

Will I finally win Cordelia's heart and can they incorporate our wedding at either the Doha or the Beijing Opening Ceremonies?

Heart-broken but still hoping B.

She has a heart?  if so I am surprised!  No seriously - she is half a world away and lets be frank, you like the cock.  Enough said. :)

U said what happened in Vegas would stay in Vegas.  I'll have your license revoked by Dr. Phil.

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Dear Puppy,

Am I allowed to ask a two-parter? If so:

1.Which cities will be shortlisted for 2016?

2.Which one will win?

Thank you so much!

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I can vouch. I ain't no Dr.

My education is pretty much screwed up. If asked about it in a job interview, should I just try to change the subject?

Yeah - or lie.  But make it a good lie - like, oh that was my two year transfer to Bamako University to complete training as a clown - or some shi t.  People loves the exchange students!

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Dear Puppy,

Am I allowed to ask a two-parter? If so:

1.Which cities will be shortlisted for 2016?

2.Which one will win?

Thank you so much!

Hmm, the full field isn't known yet, but I'd say Istanbul, Madrid, US city, Japanese city, and if they bid the Indian city - prob New Dehli/Delhi.  Maybe Rome.

I'd hazard a guess and say teh US will score a win - but don't write off Tokyo.

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Have I seen this episode of Futurama before?

Yeah - its teh one where Bender makes a smart arsed comment and Leila ninja kicks a policeman.  Then they go to a planet which is oddly ironic, yet not very funny.  Then some crap happens and Dr Zoidberg scuttles around.

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What happened to the new religion, Puppism? What is it about and how do I join?

I was declassified from cult to 'annoyance' by the Germans.

Here in the German newspapers it was said that the "Puppism" is a company like "Puppy Enterprises", with a head quarters in Bermudas...

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