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China to limit virus fatalities to 2,022!

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As the death count in the coronavirus hit the 2,004 mark, the Chinese organizers are playing numerology games in the hopes of bringing good luck to the Games.  China announced some Olympic surprises:

Family with the 2,008th death will get free Opening Ceremony seats in Beijing!!  ;)

The CCP also announced that deaths must stop at 2,022!  Any families who have deaths after that will be taken to a special camp and be erased from history.  The government of Xi Ping wants to ensure that Beijing 2022 will be a great and memorable Games, even more glorious than Beijing 2008!!   ;)

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