sunpraiser Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Anybody into off-roading here? Is anyone familiar with Warn Winches? I need to buy one for my Jeep. Any other recommendations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 omg you guys off topic is back @thatsnotmypuppy @Sir Rols @JMarkSnow2012 idk who else to tag @GBModerator maybe @FYI ? do you even care, FYI? @Quaker2001 can you come here and fight with FYI? off topic is back. maybe we could talk about brexit? @Rob. what's going on in new zealand? @Alexjc ok this is getting desperate @Faster ok, now it's desperate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 (edited) @krow, i don’t know much about warn winches, but does anyone know where i can get my hands on an ielts certificate or quality fake passport? Edited July 1, 2019 by Sir Rols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 @Sir Rols I have two Moldovian passports available right now for only €500.00 plus any applicable Paypal fees! I have over 4 positive reviews on Yelp! @krow - do you have any warn winches? I feel yoU do and are just not telling me. WHAT OTHER SECRETS HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING FROM ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 i didn't even know what a winch was until i googled it (like a giant spool of yarn but for cables and jeeps towing things.) i feel like if i had one, i would offer it for sale on a shady internet site and advertise it on gamesbids.com/forums. i also have questions about fake passports and how they make sure they scan correctly at the little kiosks at the airport. i would love a fake passport though from australia just to give me an excuse to practice the accent to fool customs. and also so i could live in australia and escape this endless dystopian hellscape living nightmare of a news cycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FYI Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 I wanna know what’s with all these scam “tax this, tax that fee” on my phone bill that keeps incrementally going up every few months! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 sometimes they use tax revenue to pay for municipal services and social betterment programs, like poverty assistance and public education. i think we can all agree this country needs some social betterment. sometimes it's a stadium tax; sometimes i don't know what it is but i pay it anyway because i have no choice and what would i be without my phone? happy? well-adjusted? well, forget that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 @yoshi ugh even you're invited. @Tony E Loves Architecture COME ON DOWN YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE. IS. RIGHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FYI Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, krow said: @yoshi ugh even you're invited. Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 2 hours ago, krow said: i also have questions about fake passports and how they make sure they scan correctly at the little kiosks at the airport. i would love a fake passport though from australia just to give me an excuse to practice the accent to fool customs. and also so i could live in australia and escape this endless dystopian hellscape living nightmare of a news cycle. I'd assume you'd just go straight to the manned line and play dumb? "Uhr the chip is f*cked"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 i feel like that's a good way to spend 8 hours in a windowless room being interviewed by the NSA about global terrorism. quora says that the market for fake passports is declining because of biometrics, which really sucks, although i suppose you could just get new eyes implanted like tom cruise did in minority report. i know he's a crazy cult leader but i really like his movies like when he gets long hair and starts yelling at people in born on the 4th of july. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 I liked his repeated deaths in Edge Of Tomorrow. Also Cocktail was fun - but I feel that was more due to Elisabeth Shue. Furthermore I like the spelling 'Elisabeth' - that s instead of a z is classy. Like.... Alabama classy. Like spelling Jordan as Jordyn. Her brother was in Melrose Place but that is hardly her fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 i'm going to have to disagree with you there. elizabeth is the only classy spelling of the name -- regal. elisabeth is a trashy, soft-spined alternative. can anyone english weigh in? does anyone english read these forums anymore? @arwebb? also @stryker who the hell are you and where do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 I saw a poster today for the new Spider-man film this morning that showed Jake Gyllenhaal. I didn't know he was still a movie thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 well. it was nice having GB back for a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 True. For a brief few hours it felt like... home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarkSnow2012 Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Warn seem to be like the Kelloggs of winches. Live a little, try finding the winch equivalent of Jordan Valley Wholefoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarkSnow2012 Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 On 7/2/2019 at 4:44 AM, krow said: elizabeth is the only classy spelling of the name -- regal. elisabeth is a trashy, soft-spined alternative. can anyone english weigh in? To me "Elisabeth" might as well be "Elspeth"- which can be a useful name in its own right, but ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Sigh, i must be showing my age when all that’s going through my head is “I’m Liza with a zee, not Lisa with an ess, coz Lisa with an ess goes snozz” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Dammit! And then i had to YouTube it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Oh gee - why not drop a clip of Judy Garland playing Carnegie Hall while you are at it... sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 You’re lucky i didn’t post Norman Gunston’s cover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 I'm of a similar vintage buddy - I know what you are proposing - do it at your own risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krow Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 i'm canceling this thread. it's canceled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarkSnow2012 Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 15 hours ago, krow said: i'm canceling this thread. it's canceled. You can be a real brute sometimes ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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