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omg you guys off topic is back @thatsnotmypuppy @Sir Rols @JMarkSnow2012 idk who else to tag @GBModerator maybe @FYI ? do you even care, FYI? @Quaker2001 can you come here and fight with FYI? off topic is back. maybe we could talk about brexit? @Rob. what's going on in new zealand? @Alexjc ok this is getting desperate  @Faster ok, now it's desperate. 

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@krow, i don’t know much about warn winches, but does anyone know where i can get my hands on an ielts certificate or quality fake passport?

 

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@Sir Rols I have two Moldovian passports available right now for only €500.00 plus any applicable Paypal fees!  I have over 4 positive reviews on Yelp!

@krow - do you have any warn winches?  I feel yoU do and are just not telling me.  WHAT OTHER SECRETS HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING FROM ME?

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i didn't even know what a winch was until i googled it (like a giant spool of yarn but for cables and jeeps towing things.) i feel like if i had one, i would offer it for sale on a shady internet site and advertise it on gamesbids.com/forums. 

i also have questions about fake passports and how they make sure they scan correctly at the little kiosks at the airport. i would love a fake passport though from australia just to give me an excuse to practice the accent to fool customs.

and also so i could live in australia and escape this endless dystopian hellscape living nightmare of a news cycle.   

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I wanna know what’s with all these scam “tax this, tax that fee” on my phone bill that keeps incrementally going up every few months! :angry:

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sometimes they use tax revenue to pay for municipal services and social betterment programs, like poverty assistance and public education. i think we can all agree this country needs some social betterment. 

sometimes it's a stadium tax; sometimes i don't know what it is but i pay it anyway because i have no choice and what would i be without my phone? happy? well-adjusted? well, forget that.

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2 hours ago, krow said:

i also have questions about fake passports and how they make sure they scan correctly at the little kiosks at the airport. i would love a fake passport though from australia just to give me an excuse to practice the accent to fool customs.

and also so i could live in australia and escape this endless dystopian hellscape living nightmare of a news cycle.   

I'd assume you'd just go straight to the manned line and play dumb? "Uhr the chip is f*cked"?

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i feel like that's a good way to spend 8 hours in a windowless room being interviewed by the NSA about global terrorism.  

quora says that the market for fake passports is declining because of biometrics, which really sucks, although i suppose you could just get new eyes implanted like tom cruise did in minority report. 

i know he's a crazy cult leader but i really like his movies :( like when he gets long hair and starts yelling at people in born on the 4th of july

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I liked his repeated deaths in Edge Of Tomorrow.  Also Cocktail was fun - but I feel that was more due to Elisabeth Shue.  Furthermore I like the spelling 'Elisabeth' - that s instead of a z is classy.  Like....  Alabama classy.  Like spelling Jordan as Jordyn.  Her brother was in Melrose Place but that is hardly her fault.

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i'm going to have to disagree with you there.

elizabeth is the only classy spelling of the name -- regal. elisabeth is a trashy, soft-spined alternative. 

can anyone english weigh in? does anyone english read these forums anymore? @arwebb

also @stryker who the hell are you and where do you live? 

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I saw a poster today for the new Spider-man film this morning that showed Jake Gyllenhaal.  I didn't know he was still a movie thing?

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Warn seem to be like the Kelloggs of winches. Live a little, try finding the winch equivalent of Jordan Valley Wholefoods.

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On 7/2/2019 at 4:44 AM, krow said:

elizabeth is the only classy spelling of the name -- regal. elisabeth is a trashy, soft-spined alternative. 

can anyone english weigh in?

To me "Elisabeth" might as well be "Elspeth"- which can be a useful name in its own right, but ...

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Sigh, i must be showing my age when all that’s going through my head is “I’m Liza with a zee, not Lisa with an ess, coz Lisa with an ess goes snozz”

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