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This is such a publicity wedding.  I heard he was fuckking Rob Thomas and his poublicists got all paranoid it would come out, so they drew up a list of 5 possible actresses he could marry and impregnate really quickly, thus allowing him to keep his image intact.  The actresses were offered $30US million.  Apparently the top 5 were Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst, Katie Holmes, Marisa Tomei and Michelle Williams.

Oh hang on, maybe I'm getting confused with that other David, Tom Cruise.

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