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Me too but i am atracted by few men

Phelps is fugly. His face is just.....no....

Our first bona fide bod of the games.   Who is he again?

On 8/18/2016 at 9:57 PM, LatinXTC said:

I like Ashton Eaton he is sexy! Especially since there's a ponstar that looks a lot like him that sadly doesn't seem to be around anymore. That's Dominic Santos

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...now Rio is renting their cauldron out for porn?

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gonna miss this thread so much along with my daily dose of muscle hotties in tights and speedos in various stages of wetness :( i love the winter games, but bundled up with all those clothes, it just can't compare.

it's one of those irreplaceable summertime things like cold gin cocktails and eating dinner outside at seven.

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i wrote "summer games things" but summertime is what i meant -- also: shortsleeves at night and lazy beach sundays
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On 8/7/2016 at 2:19 PM, krow said:

zach garrett, USA archery. i want to go out to the movies on a first date with him, to a comedy that makes me nervous for the first half hour because i don't know whether or how much to laugh during the not-especially-funny jokes, and then out to starbucks where i embarrass myself by ordering decaf because it's after ten and i have to spend the next fifteen minutes explaining my sleep habits as justification. then i guess we'll go out and buy some gillette products or something.

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frank rijken, NED gymnastics. i want him to intern at my office so that i can corner him twice a week in the break room and make him apprehensive by making him answer all sorts of pointless questions because i like his accent and ripped 19-year-old body until he gets wise and starts bringing up his girlfriend a lot so that i get bored and let him go so i can go in the back room and steal office supplies and rifle through coworkers' mail.

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i don't have any reason to bump this other than i was thinking about this post tonight and it made me lol.

this is for sure going in "krow my god: the essential ramblings," the greatest hits coffee table book i'm putting together ($39.99; random house). 

i miss rio.

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On 22/08/2016 at 5:07 AM, krow said:

gonna miss this thread so much along with my daily dose of muscle hotties in tights and speedos in various stages of wetness :( i love the winter games, but bundled up with all those clothes, it just can't compare.

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

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1 hour ago, JMarkSnow2012 said:

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

Such a thing doesn't exist. In fact there's not a lot that is all that sexy on ice as far as the males are concern. One of the few exceptions though is Javier Fernandez. Woof!!!

http://www.gettyimages.com/event/world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-portrait-session-632073091?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-poses-during-a-at-picture-id525795998

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9 minutes ago, LatinXTC said:

Such a thing doesn't exist. In fact there's not a lot that is all that sexy on ice as far as the males are concern. One of the few exceptions though is Javier Fernandez. Woof!!!

http://www.gettyimages.com/event/world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-portrait-session-632073091?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-poses-during-a-at-picture-id525795998

omg stop scamming on my ex.

 

On 2/13/2014 at 11:53 PM, krow said:

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do you think javier fernandez and i could get a house by the coast together, you know just something small, with a sunroom and an english garden and maybe a small dog or two and take up tennis at a country club?

you do? omg, crazy. me too!

On 2/14/2014 at 1:30 PM, krow said:

i dumped javier, guys, after he didn't pull in bronze.

just wasn't meant to be, i guess :(

 

god, he's really gutted right now. i mean, there's another olympics in 4 years, but there's only one me.

 

javier fernandez keeps sending me passionate latin txts about our breakup, calling me an "ice queen" among other things unsuitable for the 10 yr olds pretending to be 16 on this forum. havvy, MOVE ON ALREADY.

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9 hours ago, JMarkSnow2012 said:

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

in the fall i guess i'll shamelessly sexually objectify the US and canadian speedskating teams once again via brutal anonymous polling as we gear up for a winter olympics that may or may not be canceled due to nuclear war (don't we say that every winter olympics though?).

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