Hot Bods of Rio

[olympian]

damian warner doesn't look that bad. i love derek drouin. there's a boyish quality to him. 

[4seasonscentre]

Just got a glimpse of David Boudia's body which seems to have gotten tighter since 2012. Facial hair looks good on him too.

With Steele Johnson.

[FYI]

They look malnourished there.

[paul]

On 8/18/2016 at 9:57 PM, LatinXTC said:

I like Ashton Eaton he is sexy! Especially since there's a ponstar that looks a lot like him that sadly doesn't seem to be around anymore. That's Dominic Santos

 

...now Rio is renting their cauldron out for porn?

[4seasonscentre]

The Italians may have lost the gold in volleyball, but they won my heart. Such handsomeness.

#10 Filippo Lanza

#6 Simone Giannelli

[4seasonscentre]

All hail Prince Frederik of Denmark!

[LatinXTC]

18 minutes ago, 4seasonscentre said:

The Italians may have lost the gold in volleyball, but they won my heart. Such handsomeness.

#10 Filippo Lanza

 

21 minutes ago, 4seasonscentre said:

#6 Simone Giannelli

 

[krow]

gonna miss this thread so much along with my daily dose of muscle hotties in tights and speedos in various stages of wetness i love the winter games, but bundled up with all those clothes, it just can't compare.

it's one of those irreplaceable summertime things like cold gin cocktails and eating dinner outside at seven.

[Sir Rols]

There's always time for a last hurrah - anyone catch the Mongolians coaches in the final day of wrestling?

[krow]

On 8/5/2016 at 6:48 PM, Sir Rols said:

 

Our first bona fide bod of the games.

 

Who is he again?

nvr forget.

(scrolls down to read name. ohh right, pita. co-champion of the 74th hunger games.)

[krow]

On 8/7/2016 at 2:19 PM, krow said:

zach garrett, USA archery. i want to go out to the movies on a first date with him, to a comedy that makes me nervous for the first half hour because i don't know whether or how much to laugh during the not-especially-funny jokes, and then out to starbucks where i embarrass myself by ordering decaf because it's after ten and i have to spend the next fifteen minutes explaining my sleep habits as justification. then i guess we'll go out and buy some gillette products or something.

 

frank rijken, NED gymnastics. i want him to intern at my office so that i can corner him twice a week in the break room and make him apprehensive by making him answer all sorts of pointless questions because i like his accent and ripped 19-year-old body until he gets wise and starts bringing up his girlfriend a lot so that i get bored and let him go so i can go in the back room and steal office supplies and rifle through coworkers' mail.

i don't have any reason to bump this other than i was thinking about this post tonight and it made me lol.

this is for sure going in "krow my god: the essential ramblings," the greatest hits coffee table book i'm putting together ($39.99; random house). 

i miss rio.

[thatsnotmypuppy]

Frank Rijken looks like he is twelve.  I await further news on your weighty coffee table tome.  I like using the word tome.

[krow]

paul is doing the cover art although his job at infowars is keeping him pretty stacked these days. 

[thatsnotmypuppy]

LOL you are such a b!tch.  never change.

[krow]

going to get laura to write the introduction but will leave it in untranslated dutch because it will probably be a rejection letter cause she doesn't know who the hell i am.

[JMarkSnow2012]

On 22/08/2016 at 5:07 AM, krow said:

gonna miss this thread so much along with my daily dose of muscle hotties in tights and speedos in various stages of wetness i love the winter games, but bundled up with all those clothes, it just can't compare.

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

[LatinXTC]

1 hour ago, JMarkSnow2012 said:

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

Such a thing doesn't exist. In fact there's not a lot that is all that sexy on ice as far as the males are concern. One of the few exceptions though is Javier Fernandez. Woof!!!

http://www.gettyimages.com/event/world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-portrait-session-632073091?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-poses-during-a-at-picture-id525795998

[krow]

9 minutes ago, LatinXTC said:

Such a thing doesn't exist. In fact there's not a lot that is all that sexy on ice as far as the males are concern. One of the few exceptions though is Javier Fernandez. Woof!!!

http://www.gettyimages.com/event/world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-portrait-session-632073091?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#world-figure-skating-champion-javier-fernandez-poses-during-a-at-picture-id525795998

omg stop scamming on my ex.

 

On 2/13/2014 at 11:53 PM, krow said:

do you think javier fernandez and i could get a house by the coast together, you know just something small, with a sunroom and an english garden and maybe a small dog or two and take up tennis at a country club?

you do? omg, crazy. me too!

On 2/14/2014 at 1:30 PM, krow said:

i dumped javier, guys, after he didn't pull in bronze.

just wasn't meant to be, i guess

 

god, he's really gutted right now. i mean, there's another olympics in 4 years, but there's only one me.

 

javier fernandez keeps sending me passionate latin txts about our breakup, calling me an "ice queen" among other things unsuitable for the 10 yr olds pretending to be 16 on this forum. havvy, MOVE ON ALREADY.

•  February 14, 2014

• krow

  sooo desperate to get me back, but i don't want no scrubs.

[krow]

9 hours ago, JMarkSnow2012 said:

I know what you mean, but whatever happened to "Sexy Canadians on ice"?

in the fall i guess i'll shamelessly sexually objectify the US and canadian speedskating teams once again via brutal anonymous polling as we gear up for a winter olympics that may or may not be canceled due to nuclear war (don't we say that every winter olympics though?).