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2 hours ago, LatinXTC said:

I like the tan he's sporting, but also he looks more mature and he's a father now.

It's probably the beard. When he's sporting one, he actually doesn't look that bad. Almost handsome. But when he doesn't have one, he does look quite Frankenstein-ish.

2 hours ago, LatinXTC said:

I swear I'm destined to be a homewrecker lol

Lmfao, you're awful.

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5 hours ago, Olympic Fan Darcy said:

If you're into the twink look.. Tiniest speedos ever designed by Stella McCartney. 

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On 7/22/2016 at 7:49 PM, Sir Rols said:

please no Tom Daley pics.

Tom Daley is like not even...he's just a glorified twink with a poor athletic career.

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Just now, FYI said:

It's probably the beard. When he's sporting one, he actually doesn't look that bad. Almost handsome. But when he doesn't have one, he does look quite Frankenstein-ish.

Honestly, this is the first year he doesn't look like Frankenstein. Also, when he doesn't open his mouth he's fine. 

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1 minute ago, mr.bernham said:

Also, when he doesn't open his mouth he's fine. 

You sure you're not thinking of Ryan Lochte there? Lmfao 

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Just now, FYI said:

You sure you're not thinking of Ryan Lochte there? Lmfao 

I'd like this, but I'm out of my daily allowance. 

When Lochte speaks I want to vomit. When Phelps smiles I'm repulsed. Although...I lowkey feel bad for Lochte...he will always be outshined by Phelps. 

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tom daley is one of those guys that should probably do it for me, but doesn't. he has a smug, uptight taylor-swift-face going on and it's not a good look. i like the athletes who probably don't know how handsome they really are and tom is not one of them.

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american volleyballer aaron russell and canadian tyler sanders. i want to watch a pornhub video of them called "mountie crosses his tender border for the first time" on a loop forever.

 

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zach garrett, USA archery. i want to go out to the movies on a first date with him, to a comedy that makes me nervous for the first half hour because i don't know whether or how much to laugh during the not-especially-funny jokes, and then out to starbucks where i embarrass myself by ordering decaf because it's after ten and i have to spend the next fifteen minutes explaining my sleep habits as justification. then i guess we'll go out and buy some gillette products or something.

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frank rijken, NED gymnastics. i want him to intern at my office so that i can corner him twice a week in the break room and make him apprehensive by making him answer all sorts of pointless questions because i like his accent and ripped 19-year-old body until he gets wise and starts bringing up his girlfriend a lot so that i get bored and let him go so i can go in the back room and steal office supplies and rifle through coworkers' mail.

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1 hour ago, kraussie-kraussie-kraussie said:

rank rijken, NED gymnastics. i want him to intern at my office so that i can corner him twice a week in the break room and make him apprehensive by making him answer all sorts of pointless questions because i like his accent and ripped 19-year-old body until he gets wise and starts bringing up his girlfriend a lot so that i get bored and let him go so i can go in the back room and steal office supplies and rifle through coworkers' mail.

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Gymnast's are my favorites. Flexible, built, and typically hot.

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