Kim Jong Un Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 You swine! I build new airport and you no care for such a grand design? We expect some 4 international flights per day! We are a hub! Lots of glorious national Juche inspired sun light beamed from the gaze of our eternal leader, grandfather! You will quiver with horror as my militaristic deity like patience runs out! I am the morning SUN! Look! Glass! OK so that is Beijing but artist render! As for projected famine - never fear! I have stockpiled for my well being and for those yet to be executed for treason! Your media fails! I am hearty! So anyway. You seen Jurassic World? May build one here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woohooitsme83 Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 This would be a good time to get that fake passport from that thread that was deleted not too long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron-pierreIV Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Who did you execute this month, o Feeble Leadah? Is that suite at the Ryugong ready for me? I want to see Arirang Games!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong Un Posted July 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 Who did you execute this month, o Feeble Leadah? Is that suite at the Ryugong ready for me? I want to see Arirang Games!! Your questioning me smacks of democratic posturing! I detest the stench of your self righteousness in the face of my all knowing omnipresence! Nonetheless I am prepared to offer you a good rack rate of US$500 a night at the Ryuyong. I presume you want the 'Death Camp' suite? In special deal you get to run the elevator! Like literally. On a treadmill. All the wild grass buffet you can eat! Free bark! Also issue special invite to cheese factory tour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarkSnow2012 Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 At least with the Baron around, he's not ronery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR2028 Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 So Kim, does Pyongyang plan on bidding for the 2024 Olympic Games so you can showcase your glorious nation and city? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong Un Posted July 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 So Kim, does Pyongyang plan on bidding for the 2024 Olympic Games so you can showcase your glorious nation and city? Kim do notneed no stupid Game to glorify world leading superior tasting Juche republic. World already come to Kim! Don't see Dennis visit Angola or Kazakhstan! We are a touristic destination bar none! We have waterslide/s. Cannot guarantee water but CAN GUARANTEE BLOOD OF THE INFIDEL FALSE KOREA BELOW ME!!! Also work on Pyongyang Dizknee DPRK has begun - Also here is pop cultural reference so up to date it is blindingly obvious to you capitalist dogs! I AM ON A HORSE!!! Not unlike the negrosexualist gentleman in the ad for the smelling water. So up to date! So cutting edge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord David Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 No one cares about your brand new airport terminal. Open up your country first and reform, then we'll start to take you seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong Un Posted July 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 I confuse? We have open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMarkSnow2012 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 I confuse? We have open? Sure. You're the best golfer in the country so it'll be really fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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