Kenadian Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Eleven cities are in the running. Voting ends at 00:00 on March 28, 2006. Due to the large number of cities, there will be no run off vote. The city with the most votes wins.
seamus21514 Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Posted March 25, 2006 I decided to "make a Logo" I sorta took the helsinki ballet logocause i really like it, so yeah.... here it is :
NYCD 2012 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 SNOWSTORM HITS HELSINSKI ! LAST NIGHT , AN EVIL PIKIACHU THAT ATTACKED SARPORRO ATTACK HELSINKI , IT CREATED A GIANT THUNDER SHOCK ACCROSS THE CITY KILLING 3/ 4 OF ITS CITIZENS , ALL BUILDINGS WERE REDUCED TO RUBBLE , AND SOVIET TANKS BURIED UNDER THE CITY DID NOT HELP , THEY EXPLOED KILLING 589 AT POINT . MAYOR OF HELSINKI SAID THEY THE CONVENTION CENTRE BUILT FOR THE IOC SESSION HAS BEEN DESTROIED AND WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BULIDING MADE FROM SOVIET MISSLES FROM UNDERGROUND , THE HOTEL WHERE IOC MEMBERS WERE SUPOST TO STAY HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A HELSINKI SUBWAYS TRAIN PULLED OUT FROM RUBBLE .
NYCD 2012 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Updates on Cassablanca 's Bid *Morocco 's Goverment have sent 10 crates of Irish Whisky and 12 crates of Duff Beer to the IOC headquaters . * A crowd of 100 000 have gathered in Casablanca ahead of the IOC 's Vote * Morocco 's PM , Driss Jettou , have gathered surport from Asia Pacific as well as Morocco 's African Neighbours and the African Union . *IOC President Rouge has asked Helsinki to withdraw after the giant pikachu destroyed the city .
thatsnotmypuppy Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 DJIBOUTI BID UPDATE 1,500 Muslim women have guaranteed they will stone themselves to death in tribute to the IOC if the city wins. Over 400 starving children are dying every day to help free up available hospital beds in case an IOC member stubs a toe. A new 4x4m tent has been given planning permit - this tent will cover approximately 200 bottles of fine A grade whiskey stashed by the warlords for a banquet at the start of the conference. The tent will be paid off in approximately 30 years.
Expect the World Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 SNOWSTORM HITS HELSINSKI !LAST NIGHT , AN EVIL PIKIACHU THAT ATTACKED SARPORRO ATTACK HELSINKI , IT CREATED A GIANT THUNDER SHOCK ACCROSS THE CITY KILLING 3/ 4 OF ITS CITIZENS , ALL BUILDINGS WERE REDUCED TO RUBBLE , AND SOVIET TANKS BURIED UNDER THE CITY DID NOT HELP , THEY EXPLOED KILLING 589 AT POINT . MAYOR OF HELSINKI SAID THEY THE CONVENTION CENTRE BUILT FOR THE IOC SESSION HAS BEEN DESTROIED AND WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BULIDING MADE FROM SOVIET MISSLES FROM UNDERGROUND , THE HOTEL WHERE IOC MEMBERS WERE SUPOST TO STAY HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A HELSINKI SUBWAYS TRAIN PULLED OUT FROM RUBBLE . IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT...AND I FEEL FINE! That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane and Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine... It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. can't I have some time alone? It's the end of the world as we know it can't I have some time alone? and I feel fine...fine...
Expect the World Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 SARS, AVIAN FLU, MAD COW, AND WEST NILE HAVE PLAGUED SASKATOON! RCMP OFFICIALS REPORTED OVER 5000 INFECTED AT 6 OF THE 10 HOSPITALS WITHIN THE SASKATOON HEALTH REGION DUE TO A CASE OF SARS FROM ONE OF THEIR PATIENTS. THEY ALSO REPORT THAT THE CONVENTION CENTRE WHERE THE IOC SESSION WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE PLACE IS PUT ON QUARINTINE DUE TO A CASE OF AVIAN FLU, WEST NILE AND MAD COW FROM ONE OF THE BANQUET FACILITIES! THE MANAGER WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT. THE MAYOR OF SASKATOON DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY FOR THE CITY AND SURROUNDING AREAS!
seamus21514 Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Posted March 25, 2006 ACTUALLY, THE SNOWSTORM HIT MALMO SWEDEN!! HELSINKI LIVES. TIADAL WAVES HIT MOGADISHU , SYDNEY, AND DIBIJOBIT
krow Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 i love how this thread clearly showcases the fact that a 39 year old man, an english-challenged 28 year old, and a child of 12 are all on exactly the same intellectual plane. well, maybe troy's was a bit better done.
seamus21514 Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Posted March 25, 2006 Really....Lighten up.......Can't you take some lighthearted humor?
baron-pierreIV Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Mogadishu, 25 March 2011. Somali warlords signed a truce yesterday and declared they will welcome IOC delegates to its beautiful, broke, battered capital city of Mogadishu if it is selected. If not, they will (1) invade Djibouti and kidnap anybody who is anybody; and/or (2) whichever other winning city, and bring them to Mogadishu and select the winning city for 2026. Mogadishu serves the best Moshu pork (especially the European variety) this side of the Horn. "We know where you will live. Vote Mogadishu or else!"
krow Posted March 25, 2006 Report Posted March 25, 2006 Really....Lighten up.......Can't you take some lighthearted humor? only if it's actually humorous.
seamus21514 Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Posted March 25, 2006 BBC NEWS 04:00 GMT By Alistair Yates Late last night, a nuclear bomb was denotnated by the evil people of Mogadishu over the idlylic Island of St. Lucia. There were no causualitys, but all buildings were destroyed. Many Peolple are left homeless, and are fleeing to Key West. This means the IOC Selection Bid will not happen, and the IOC will host the selection in another city. The IOC will provide aid to St. Lucia.
krow Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 this is fuckingstupid. seriously. seriously. someone cheat already, my city's losing.
seamus21514 Posted March 26, 2006 Author Report Posted March 26, 2006 How do you cheat? I really wouldnt try, but it says that my vote was recorded.
pooette Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 krow you have alaises don't you? or use bribes, intimidation etc.
Guest ryan04 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 krow you have alaises don't you? or use bribes, intimidation etc. Dosen't everyone bribe a little when it comes to these contests.
seamus21514 Posted March 26, 2006 Author Report Posted March 26, 2006 I don't have aliases anymore, so thats why helsinki isnt winning. I was just wondering. And why are we even worring about this. Its really dumb if you think about it.
NYCD 2012 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 Ghhheeezz..... jus cause u lost does not mean u have make the rest of us lose
krow Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 lets face it. no one really wants to see sarajevo win. here, i'll even make a logo.
Kenadian Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 We can stay at the Bessborough hotel if Saskatoon wins.
NYCD 2012 Posted March 26, 2006 Report Posted March 26, 2006 Cool ! Do they serve Canadian Bacon and Canadian Pancake with Maple Syrup every morning ? :laugh:
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