thatsnotmypuppy Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I have recieved a message from Uday. He has looked over the vote and has considered the wishes of the people. He has read the applicant report and found it to be seriously lacking in any real insight but appreciated the hard penis pics as he can no longer get hard due to decomposition of his genitalia. He has been baffled by the withdrawal of Mecca - finding that it would be great fun to burn spectators to death - especially those dumb enough to watch the Modern Pentathlon. He has spoken with Jacques Rogge, Juan Antonio Samaranch - in fact he raised Bibi Samaranch from the dead temporarily to ask her where the best shops are. He has come up with some statements on each bid. Ashgabad - "uhhhhr muhhhhr, baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brains...." Jerusalem - "jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Mogadishu - "bah. bah, bah, bah, brrrrrrpppppppffffffffffff" Tbilisi - "mahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (plop)" When asked for the winner unfortunately the last few sinews keeping his head attached to the gaping black pus filled hole that was his badly rotted neck gave way. Luckily he was able to burp up one last syllable - "Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrhhhhhhhhhhhh" As such inline with public wishes the great Uday Hussein has approved of the Jerusalem bid and wishes those wacky Palestinian oppressing bacon dodgers a great Games in 2020! Oh.... Hang on.... He's alive! And he's.. OMG! He's attached his head to his.... his.... crotch! His mouth is opening.... What is left of his tongue is rolling around his mouth. He's gasping.... He is puffing up his grotesque rotten cheeks - He yells - BAGHDAD! And then he kind of exploded a bit. So the games of the XXXII Olympiad will be hosted by Baghdad, Iraq! Thank you to all the bidders - it was fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Minneapolis was robbed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 So was Doha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafa Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 So was Durban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 So who won? Jerusalem or Baghdad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 So who won? Sport is the winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Sport is the winner! So Baghdad then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think you are co-hosting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Jerusalem WON! I would like to thank everyone who took the time to vote! Together, we made this zionist dream dream come true!! P.S.Uday can go and take a flying fuvk if he thinks we are co-hosting with Baghdad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I think you'll find his decision is final since his head fell off and he exploded - but fine, fine - just allow Baghdad to be a satellite soccer site and you can take the win. Congrats Jerusalem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citius Altius Fortius Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Mogadishu is robbed It is a scandal that nobody esteem the property of others - we somali warlords own the Olympic Games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citius Altius Fortius Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Congratulations to the chosen ones!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roux Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Baghdad would be perfect! omg, I can't believe no one thought of it earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyelBrazil Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Please, let's make some Fantasy for PanAms 2019!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misha Bear Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Mogadishu is robbedIt is a scandal that nobody esteem the property of others - we somali warlords own the Olympic Games... Sao Paulo was the really robbed one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyelBrazil Posted November 16, 2009 Report Share Posted November 16, 2009 Sao Paulo, as usual, was not participating in any International Olympic Competition, either real or fantasy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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