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I have recieved a message from Uday.

He has looked over the vote and has considered the wishes of the people.

He has read the applicant report and found it to be seriously lacking in any real insight but appreciated the hard penis pics as he can no longer get hard due to decomposition of his genitalia.

He has been baffled by the withdrawal of Mecca - finding that it would be great fun to burn spectators to death - especially those dumb enough to watch the Modern Pentathlon.

He has spoken with Jacques Rogge, Juan Antonio Samaranch - in fact he raised Bibi Samaranch from the dead temporarily to ask her where the best shops are.

He has come up with some statements on each bid.

Ashgabad - "uhhhhr muhhhhr, baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brains...."

Jerusalem - "jewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Mogadishu - "bah. bah, bah, bah, brrrrrrpppppppffffffffffff"

Tbilisi - "mahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (plop)"

When asked for the winner unfortunately the last few sinews keeping his head attached to the gaping black pus filled hole that was his badly rotted neck gave way. Luckily he was able to burp up one last syllable -


As such inline with public wishes the great Uday Hussein has approved of the Jerusalem bid and wishes those wacky Palestinian oppressing bacon dodgers a great Games in 2020!


Hang on....

He's alive!

And he's.. OMG! He's attached his head to his.... his.... crotch!

His mouth is opening....

What is left of his tongue is rolling around his mouth.

He's gasping....

He is puffing up his grotesque rotten cheeks -

He yells -


And then he kind of exploded a bit.

So the games of the XXXII Olympiad will be hosted by Baghdad, Iraq!

Thank you to all the bidders - it was fun!

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