thatsnotmypuppy Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Oh happy day! Here is the Uday Hussein approved 2020 Applicant City report - read, discuss, wail! 2020 Report - PDF Version
Sir Rols Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 The Tbilisi bid comittee has asked to pass on their thanks for making it through the Olympics Games short list. Praise be to Holy God the Father the Son and the Holy Ghost! The committee does take issue, however, with its bid not making the selection panel hard. And I can attest, I get hard a few times a day just looking at the bid book. Uh oh, here I go again ... better go and, ahem, relieve tensions ....
thatsnotmypuppy Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Posted September 23, 2009 Look at the working group - Xanana Gusmao? Robbie Williams? They pay hookers to blow other hookers while blowing them to doubly sure they get off. Tbilisi is not horn inducing. Yet.
wingspread Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Superb evaluation report! The Anchorage 2022 bid team presented the report to Sarah Palin, and she regrets not pushing through with a suggested Alaskan rebound Wasilla bid.
Citius Altius Fortius Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 wow - this applicant report is just fantastic - great work, TNMP!!! I nearly p'ssed myself laughing...
oakydoky Posted September 23, 2009 Report Posted September 23, 2009 Jerusalem 2020 HQ sends it's thanks for the wonderful job you have done in evaluating the bids! Remember, a Jerusalem games would cleanse the Muslims from the holy land would bring the world together in harmony!
Roux Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 Thank you for including Harare, even though we were too busy to put together a bid outline on time (the media doesn't censor itself, you know.) Here is our belated bid outline in case anyone is interested: http://freepdfhosting.com/135a4bb7f1.pdf Though we didn't make the cut, we're optomistic by the good marks we recieved in some areas. We're the furthest from Greenland biatches!!!!!!! I love how the Argentine dawrf was the only one offended by Minneapolis. Zing! This was such fun! Is Mr. Hussein planning on doing a similar report for the 2022 Winter Games?
Sir Rols Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 So, what's the next step? Do we have a vote, or do we propose what bribes we're giving to Uday? Tbilisi will start the bidding off with the gift of a Georgian beauty to serve all Uday's special needs.
oakydoky Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 Thank you for including Harare, even though we were too busy to put together a bid outline on time (the media doesn't censor itself, you know.) Here is our belated bid outline in case anyone is interested: http://freepdfhosting.com/135a4bb7f1.pdf Though we didn't make the cut, we're optomistic by the good marks we recieved in some areas. We're the furthest from Greenland biatches!!!!!!! I love how the Argentine dawrf was the only one offended by Minneapolis. Zing! This was such fun! Is Mr. Hussein planning on doing a similar report for the 2022 Winter Games? The Dust cube! Very funny!
oakydoky Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 So, what's the next step? Do we have a vote, or do we propose what bribes we're giving to Uday?Tbilisi will start the bidding off with the gift of a Georgian beauty to serve all Uday's special needs. Roltel, you are a shameless pimp! Anyway, Jerusalem2020 HQ would like to offer up the 'evergreen' Barbra Streisand for your perusal and pleasure! We promise she will serenade you with her voice! And remember: if you do not select Jerusalem for the 2020 games you are anti-semitic!!!!
Scotguy Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 The Ashgabad 2020 bid committee would like to offer to Uday, this doll of Miss Turmenistan 2009, as the real Miss Turkemistan is currently in one of our labs being tested due to claims from the runner up that she is infact a man. We would also like to offer you this delicious box of Ferroro Rocher, as we think we should really spoil you.
oakydoky Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 The Ashgabad 2020 bid committee would like to offer to Uday, this doll of Miss Turmenistan 2009, as the real Miss Turkemistan is currently in one of our labs being tested due to claims from the runner up that she is infact a man.We would also like to offer you this delicious box of Ferroro Rocher, as we think we should really spoil you. You are a shameless little tart!!!!!!! Imagine playing the Ferrero Rocher card! So you want to play hard ball Scotguy? Here's a kinder egg from Jerusalem 2020 HQ!: Remember, if you do not pick Jerusalem for the 2020 games you are anti-semitic!!!
Citius Altius Fortius Posted September 25, 2009 Report Posted September 25, 2009 We Somali warlords offer free cruises for every IOC-members - the stewards will take care that you will have very customised holidays!!! If this isn't enough every IOC-member receive a Somali cat: for IOC-members with a cat allergy we have a special offer: blood diamonds... Therewith vote for Mogadishu - the only place for 2020 IOC-members, keep in mind - you will go on cruises and get cats or diamonds... STAND AND DELIVER!!!!
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