oakydoky Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 'Victor Mata' date='Sep 16 2009, 08:02 PM' post='220303']About the favela joke. Sorry but I keep thinking it was a bad one. Bad manners can be learned anywhere. And we have very illustrious people all over the country that were born in slums. I was highlighting how a certain poster (Thorbr) keeps mentioning how Baron comes from the Phillipines in a condascending manner. Therefore I used an extreme example to show him up. Like I say, I did make it clear it was a joke meant to demonstrate his ignorance and was not meant in an ignorant way! Also note, anything I say is always in defense! And i'm not on a high horse or anything. I didn't choose to bash you. I don't even know you, man . And if I had a problem with foreign people I wouldn't lose my time here. And don't be so exaggerated, I'm attacking nobody. If you read correctly, I wrote in a very "broad way". If I wanted to imediately and directly attack you and only you, your name would be everywhere in my post.Oh, I'm not going to talk about Baron's and Thorbr's old love story. And you must be a grown up man to answer his taunts if you want. I appreciate that! The thing is, when you speak generally to one person (me) it ends up looking like I am guilty of the things you are speaking about! So, obviously I said I was not! You should really only quote me personally if you take issue with me! You do? Well, I'm not angry at all. I'm a friendly guy from Brazil . Glad to hear it. Further note - my acrostics on the first page were light hearted and fun. You have interpreted my one about Rio wrongly! -In my one about Chicago, I joke about healthcare reform and Obama. -In my one about Tokyo, I joke about Kamikaze pilots! -In my one about Madrid I joke about Smaranch dying! -In my one about Rio I joke about bootylicious women! Can you not see how all were intended to be funny? I treated all the cities the same! Why don't you have a go at doing some acrostics yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I'll make one using Rio DE JANEIRO'S full name, since the three-letter one made by oakydoky will not suit Rio's grandness:Ria junto comigo! Included are friends from all around the World, Out on the beach, Over the mountains, Da cidade Maravilhosa! Enchanted by all it's glory, let's celebrate our lives. January, February March... Alô, alô Teresinha, Aquele Abraço! Nations will come together, Enriching our lives we'll be, with the inspiring atmosphere. Inhale the fresh air, take your chance! Rio 2016, are you near? Our roof will be the arms of the overlooking Christ the Redeemer. That's very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denis-The-Dentist Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ohhh!! Rio makes me FLY so HIGH I wanna CRY! tears of happiness, of course! I'm in loveeeeee! LOVE!!! Um bom lugar... para encontrar... Copacabana. Prá passear... à beira-mar... Copacabana! Depois num bar, à meia-luz... Copacabana!! Eu esperei, por essa noite, uma semana!!! Um bom jantar... depois de dançar... Copacabana. Pra se amar, um só lugar ... Copacabana!! A noite passa tão depressa... Mas vou voltar lá, pra semana... Se eu encontrar, um novo amor... ... Co-pa-ca-baaaaa-naaaaaa!!!! xxxx another one Olha que coisa mais linda Mais cheia de graça É ela menina Que vem e que passa Num doce balanço, a caminho do mar Moça do corpo dourado Do sol de Ipanema O seu balançado é mais que um poema É a coisa mais linda que eu já vi passar Ah, porque estou tão sozinho Ah, porque tudo é tão triste Ah, a beleza que existe A beleza que não é só minha E também passa sozinha Ah, se ela soubesse Que quando ela passa O mundo inteirinho se enche de graça E fica mais lindo Por causa do amor xxx and then, of course O Rio amanheceu cantando! Toda a cidade amanheceu em flor E os namorados vêm pra rua em bando Porque a primavera é a estação do amor.. Rio, lindo sonho de fada, Noite sempre estrelada de praias azuis. Rio, dos meus sonhos dourados, festa dos namorados, cidade da Luz Rio, das manhãs prateadas Das morenas queimadas, ao brilho do sol Rio, é cidade desejo exacista de um beijo, Em cada redor. xxxx Another one, the gran finale, I promisse: E eu também quis ir um dia a Paris... P'rá conhecer o que havia lá!!!!!!!!! E ao ver o metrô a saudade apertou.... :-( e vim correndo para cá :-) Paris! Paris! Teu rio é o Rio Sena!!! Paris! Paris! Tens loura mas não tens morena!!!!!! Que lindas mulheres de olhos azuis! Tu és a Cidade Luz... Paris! Paris! "Je t'aime" Mas eu gosto mais, MUITO, muito mais do Leme Quando cheguei de alegria chorei e achei o Rio lindo como quê! Disquei 430023!!! - Amor, como é que vai você? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Ohhh!! Rio makes me FLY so HIGH I wanna CRY! tears of happiness, of course!I'm in loveeeeee! LOVE!!! Um bom lugar... para encontrar... Copacabana. Prá passear... à beira-mar... Copacabana! Depois num bar, à meia-luz... Copacabana!! Eu esperei, por essa noite, uma semana!!! Um bom jantar... depois de dançar... Copacabana. Pra se amar, um só lugar ... Copacabana!! A noite passa tão depressa... Mas vou voltar lá, pra semana... Se eu encontrar, um novo amor... ... Co-pa-ca-baaaaa-naaaaaa!!!! xxxx another one Olha que coisa mais linda Mais cheia de graça É ela menina Que vem e que passa Num doce balanço, a caminho do mar Moça do corpo dourado Do sol de Ipanema O seu balançado é mais que um poema É a coisa mais linda que eu já vi passar Ah, porque estou tão sozinho Ah, porque tudo é tão triste Ah, a beleza que existe A beleza que não é só minha E também passa sozinha Ah, se ela soubesse Que quando ela passa O mundo inteirinho se enche de graça E fica mais lindo Por causa do amor xxx and then, of course O Rio amanheceu cantando! Toda a cidade amanheceu em flor E os namorados vêm pra rua em bando Porque a primavera é a estação do amor.. Rio, lindo sonho de fada, Noite sempre estrelada de praias azuis. Rio, dos meus sonhos dourados, festa dos namorados, cidade da Luz Rio, das manhãs prateadas Das morenas queimadas, ao brilho do sol Rio, é cidade desejo exacista de um beijo, Em cada redor. xxxx Another one, the gran finale, I promisse: E eu também quis ir um dia a Paris... P'rá conhecer o que havia lá!!!!!!!!! E ao ver o metrô a saudade apertou.... :-( e vim correndo para cá :-) Paris! Paris! Teu rio é o Rio Sena!!! Paris! Paris! Tens loura mas não tens morena!!!!!! Que lindas mulheres de olhos azuis! Tu és a Cidade Luz... Paris! Paris! "Je t'aime" Mas eu gosto mais, MUITO, muito mais do Leme Quando cheguei de alegria chorei e achei o Rio lindo como quê! Disquei 430023!!! - Amor, como é que vai você? Denis, I'm sure they are very good but since my Portugese is very limited I don't really understand them! But you are quite the little poet, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denis-The-Dentist Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Denis, I'm sure they are very good but since my Portugese is very limited I don't really understand them! But you are quite the little poet, aren't you? No oakydoky! These are MASTERPIECES composed by ones like Tom Jobim, Gal Costa and Carmen Miranda. I just used their words to express my sentiments for Rio, since there is no other better language than Portuguese for me to express my feelings. If my heart could actually speak, it would speak Portuguese, while my Brain, if it was possible for organs to speak, would speak English. If you find a translation to those you would dream of the paradise... they are very sentimental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 No oakydoky! These are MASTERPIECES composed by ones like Tom Jobim, Gal Costa and Carmen Miranda. I just used their words to express my sentiments for Rio, since there is no other better language than Portuguese for me to express my feelings. If my heart could actually speak, it would speak Portuguese, while my Brain, if it was possible for organs to speak, would speak English.If you find a translation to those you would dream of the paradise... they are very sentimental. Your clearly a passionate kinda guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinhu4ever Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I remember the Copacabana song. It was the opening theme from that soup opera, wasn't it? Poor Dorival Caymmi, whoever was singing it then made the whole thing so annoying! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyelBrazil Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 -In my one about Rio I joke about bootylicious women! You need to check them in loco... You'll get crazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 You need to check them in loco... You'll get crazy... Well Danny, if you pay for my plane tickets, then I 'll happily come over!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Mata Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 You need to check them in loco... You'll get crazy... Dude, please... That's why some people think every brazilian girl is a whore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Dude, please... That's why some people think every brazilian girl is a whore... Hey, no-one thinks that! And if they do then they are wrong! Being bootylicious does not make one a whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinhu4ever Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 If being bootylicious makes one a whore, then Beyoncé is one, cause her body is bootylicious, baby. Or at least, that's how that song said =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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