Sir Rols Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Dammit Rol - where is your Tbilisi entry? You are holding me up!!! Sitting half-finished on my PC at home. What if I get it to you by the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Dammit Rol - where is your Tbilisi entry? You are holding me up!!!And Oakydokey - as clearly spelled out in the non-existant rules there can be no advertising for your bid until the evaluation report is released! Those yarmulke while fashion forward are not for public consumption yet! Oi vey! What a shemozzle! Please excuse my hustling! I am a jew afterall! P.S. the muslims made me do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Excuse my Jewish judgmental qualities! That sounds like a good deal Roltel! Oi. Are you sure you're kosher? You know schtum about haggling! You bargain like a gentile. What say 70 per cent off if you throw in a carton of branded Dradles for my cousin Shlomo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Oi. Are you sure you're kosher? You know schtum about haggling! You bargain like a gentile. What say 70 per cent off if you throw in a carton of branded Dradles for my cousin Shlomo? I'm as Kosher as they come! And I've got a mutilated pee-pee to prove it! I'm just taking any offer I can get - apparently I'm not meant to be advertising my bid yet! How anti-semitic is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'm as Kosher as they come! And I've got a mutilated pee-pee to prove it! I'm just taking any offer I can get - apparently I'm not meant to be advertising my bid yet! How anti-semitic is that? Advertising, schmadvertising! This is business. Do I have schmuck written on my face? What's your schtick trying to offload those there yamulkahs on me for next to nothing. Shoddy Palestinian quality, for sure. Maybe you should be paying me to take them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Advertising, schmadvertising! This is business. Do I have schmuck written on my face? What's your schtick trying to offload those there yamulkahs on me for next to nothing. Shoddy Palestinian quality, for sure. Maybe you should be paying me to take them? Roltel, I suggest you buy them! If not, a few of my buddies at Mossad will be paying you a visit down under! Don't bring out my mean zionist side Roltel by fu*king me about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Roltel, I suggest you buy them!If not, a few of my buddies at Mossad will be paying you a visit down under! Don't bring out my mean zionist side Roltel by fu*king me about! Oi Vey, boychick! Don't get your peyos in a twist. You want me to get my Jews for Jesus buddies to pay you a visit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Oi Vey, boychick! Don't get your peyos in a twist. You want me to get my Jews for Jesus buddies to pay you a visit? Jews for Jesus. Don't make me laugh! Whats a few jew-traitors compared to the mighty zionist enterprise! Now, do you want to buy those bloody skullcaps Roltel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Tbilisi 2020 Here is the Tbilisi application - a city so filled with Olympic dreams that they continually misspell their own name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Tbilisi 2020Here is the Tbilisi application - a city so filled with Olympic dreams that they continually misspell their own name! ROTFL! Most of the mistakes I kept on purpose. That one I didn't even pick up! How fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted August 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Personally I love it - so very two dollar shop - just like Georgia! Come to Georgia - come to see our stuffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 ROTFL!Most of the mistakes I kept on purpose. That one I didn't even pick up! How fitting. Very good bid my gentile friend. The staff here at the Jerusalem 2020 bid offices send their congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citius Altius Fortius Posted August 29, 2009 Report Share Posted August 29, 2009 I have just sent TNMP my Mogadishu bid - all the other entries will fail.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 I have just sent TNMP my Mogadishu bid - all the other entries will fail.... No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted August 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Mogadishu 2020 A very simple, but timeless message from our new Somali overlords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Mogadishu's bid motto of "stand and deliver...." That sounds an awful lot like an Adam Ant song (80's pop star). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citius Altius Fortius Posted August 30, 2009 Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Mogadishu's bid motto of "stand and deliver...."That sounds an awful lot like an Adam Ant song (80's pop star). what did you expect? we, warlords don't care about the property of others - we care about our property!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted August 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2009 Actually you warlords care very much about other peoples property - well, how to make it your property that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citius Altius Fortius Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Actually you warlords care very much about other peoples property - well, how to make it your property that is IOC, we warlords demand to select the future hosts of Olympic Games until now - Mogadishu is selected for 2016! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakydoky Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 What is the next stage in the bid process? Greetings from the Jerusalem 2020 bid team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucas_leobas Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 I can't believe no one took Minneapolis. Their cerimonies could be held at that amazing mall of theirs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenadian Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 ^Yes, they could throw a flaming hat in the air to light the cauldron and have "We're gonna make it after all" as their slogan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Rols Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Between the two of you, that's already more detail than most of the other bids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatsnotmypuppy Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 I will take those two posts and class Minneapolis as an official bid as that is more than enough information. You just need a logo. The report will be released tomorrow. Inshallah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baron-pierreIV Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Just checked into this thread after about 2 weeks. It's a RIOT!! Kudos, guys. Have been busy finishing THE Book. Am doing Bibliography and Indexing today; then it's off for a proof. Troy, I can't open those bids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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