Faster Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 China Demands Games in Shanghai. A spokesmen for the Chinese government has come firing against the IOC and other countries for trying to snatch China's stage away from them. The spokesmen went on to say that Shanghai is the logical choice because it still remains in the current host country, he is quoted as saying, 'those Western devils and the lying Dalai Lama try upstage China, we not let this happen, China is host, Games must be in China. End of story, Games must be in China and Shanghai is best choice.' Asked about Barcelona, Paris, Los Angeles, Sydney and Berlin's proposal's to stage this years version of the Olympic games he responded by saying, "they host already, must be in China, never been China before, if we allowed keep them we promise improve human rights and other wacky Western ideals. We promise no mass public executions during games if Shanghai use as back-up'. As I probe further into the Chinese government's stance their spokesman comes out with, 'people buy ticket for game in China, not in Spain, who want go to Spain, they lazy, sleep all day, eat dog meat and smell bad, women have hairy armpit, not good place for Olympic, Shanghai best option, we provide complimentary viagra for IOC member to enjoy our wide selection of Thai hooker.' Asked if Shanghai would be able to host the games in time, the spokesman responds, 'you kidding right? this China, not United States, we no have working safety and other thing, we make them work 20 hour a day, we get everything ready in time and promise less then 100 dead.' Asked if the IOC would approve of such tactics, he responds, 'IOC try interfere in China, China great glorious country, we know how do things right, not like other country that can't build thing in 2 month because of stupid law, IOC need keep nose out of China business and not bring politic into games, games about sport, not politic. He walks out and says, "you go now, you no welcome here anymore'
thatsnotmypuppy Posted April 15, 2008 Author Report Posted April 15, 2008 IOC REFUSE CHINESE HOSTING REQUEST FOR 2008, HAS AWARDED 2018 TO HARBINThe IOC have reportedly hit back at statements made by the Chinese Government regarding the 2008 Games staying in China. IOC President Jacque Rogge has asserted that "China will not be able to stage the Games in the forseeable future. The capital city - a metropolis of 15 million people has been wiped off the face of the world by Godzilla! The whole political machine has been destroyed by fiery nuclear lizard breath! Trillions of dollars will be poured into rebuilding - and at this point we don't know if Beijing will be rebuilt at all!" As a consolation, the IOC has cancelled the bidding process for the forthcoming 2018 Winter Games and has awarded those Games to the northern city of Harbin. Most analysts believe any economic issues should be sorted by this time. The Chinese Government has stated that the seat of power will be moved temporarily to Guangzhou - and not Shanghai as originally reportedly. This move has caused pro-democracy riots in Hong Kong as the HK locals fear that the capital being so close will infringe on their rights and will cause even more symphoning of funds from the territory. While China can easily afford to stage the Games in any number of cities - Shanghai, Shenyang, Tianjin, Huangzhou and Harbin have all voiced their ability to take the reins - the IOC and International Monetary Fund have stated that the Chinese are underappreciating the magnitude of what has just occured in Beijing - and huge amounts of money and effort that will be needed to rebuild Beijing if in fact it ever gets rebuilt. Coupled with massive riots breaking out in Lhasa and also Urumqi - where Muslim seperatists are reportedly planning to declare a republic - the devastation of Beijing will have many long running concequences.
baron-pierreIV Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Flash!! Due to the stunning news on Gamesbids, surviving staffers of the late BOCOG are heading for Pyongyang to join PYOCOG, together with defecting members from VANOC. Stay tuned for more late-breaking news.
Hobart Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Nice use of Stuttgart's 2012 logo. its good to recycle and reuse as eventfully new ideas for bid logos are going to run out
baron-pierreIV Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 its good to recycle and reuse as eventfully new ideas for bid logos are going to run out well, except you don't want a used logo that sends you into a 'tailspin.'
thatsnotmypuppy Posted April 15, 2008 Author Report Posted April 15, 2008 Godzilla backs Osaka - visits bid office! In a shocking turn of events, nuclear mutant and fire breathing superstar Godzilla - who recently caused the near cancellation of the 2008 Olympic Games by destroying Beijing - has came out in support of the Osaka candidacy for those very Games! Godzilla roared to the assembled quivering, frightened media pack "私は大阪を愛し、彼らが勝つことを望む!" - which is roughly translated as "I love Osaka and hope they win!". This shock support from Godzilla - who famously and repeatedly destroyed both Tokyo and Osaka - has raised questions of whether or not the Tibetan and Uighur peoples did in fact hire him to destroy Beijing. One theory doing the rounds on the internet is that the Osaka City Council has traded a block of Olympic tickets for the destruction of Beijing. Godzilla toured the bid offices yesterday and approved of the plans for the Olympic village and temporary stadiums. Godzilla has reportedly been hired to destroy the temporary venues at the conclusion of the Games.
cfm Jeremie Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 News Flash - Mayor Daley has stated he was ready to do whatever it takes to secure Chicago 2016. "If that means blowing up LA Memorial Coliseum to prevent that b*tch from hosting its third Games and playing the "Look at me, I am that sunny city that saved the Olympics.. Again!" card. We were ripped off of our due in 1904, never again !!"
SJD88 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Breaking News The European Defense Agency (EDA) has come out and said The EDA is meeting with ministers from all member nations assuring them that if any city in there country wishes to bid they will mobilize forces to protect that city (those cities). Troops from 11 countries have already been sent to London due to fears that France is in negotiations with Godzilla currently. France is apart of the EDA and has yet to comment about the rumors. They have also chosen to not send any forces to London as of yet. More details to come as available
SJD88 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Breaking News From sources close to Godzilla it appears that Godzilla and Nicolas Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni have had several phone calls over the past few days. Bruni has been heard saying "if those d*mn monks with no hair can get him to do there bidding for that lame cause then surely he will rise to the defense of the most important city in Europe!"
thatsnotmypuppy Posted April 15, 2008 Author Report Posted April 15, 2008 Just to keep this thread going despite the lizard induced lunacy - we have bids from Sydney, Osaka and Berlin - and are looking for more!
Tatsh Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 and don't forget Rio and Barcelona. and another city, but i don't want to that godzilla destroy them ¬¬
james Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 and don't forget Rio and Barcelona.and another city, but i don't want to that godzilla destroy them ¬¬ That terrible lizard would be a scare crow in Amazon forest! Maybe Barcelona would do.
Tatsh Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 but Rio is not in the middle of Amazon forest, is in the seaside. but for no problems, ok can i launch bid of my city?
Faster Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 China Announces Boycott of Olympic GamesThe Chinese Olympic Committee has announced that China will no long attend the Olympic Games because of the quote, 'injustice, disrespect and intolerance of China by the IOC'. China has said that they will not take part in the Winter or Summer versions of the games and have asked that the Chinese IOC members resign immediately, asked what would happen if they refused, a spokesmen respond, 'they will be considered traitors and if they ever enter China again, they be arrested and sent to prison where traitors belong, until they get execute.' China's announced boycott has been meet with wide applause, one IOC member has said, "To be honest, I have no idea why my colleagues were naive enough to believe the Chinese and take them at full value, they have not changed their human rights record or social justice system for 50 years amid international protest, did you really think they would be any better now? The Olympics would be better off without states like China that do not embrace the ideals of Olympism.' Taiwan, Olympicly known as Chinese Taipei has said they will now compete under the flag of Republic of China once again. The IOC has quickly moved to accept this development. The Chinese government has been frustrated with a lack of support in dealing with their catastrophe and has said the French must compensate China because it was their nuclear testing that created Godzilla. The French government responded with a 1 digit answer as they expelled the Chinese ambassador.
Citius Altius Fortius Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 BREAKING NEWS Scientists found out the true reason, why Gojira attacked the Chinese capital - the creature in danger of extinction felt that the time had come to breed and therefore it looked for a nest and found a perfect nest - it was a pitty that a city was around - since Gojiras need silence during breeding - therefore Beijing had to be destroyed... Here is the proof the first pic of Gojira on its nest - isn't it green - true mother love!!!
Rob2012 Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Who leaked to you the plans for the OC?!!!
Scotguy Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Just to keep this thread going despite the lizard induced lunacy - we have bids from Sydney, Osaka and Berlin - and are looking for more! and my bid for Barcelona
cfm Jeremie Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Who leaked to you the plans for the OC?!!! OMG, Godzilla is the olympic cauldron!!!
Kenadian Posted April 15, 2008 Report Posted April 15, 2008 Oui! C'est possible! Montréal 2008 Imagine the Olympic flame burning brightly from this vista? Thirty-two years after Nadia, Sugar Ray, Kornelia, Bruce, and Alberto left town with the gold, Montréal is back looking to offer more. Yes, the host city of the Games of the XXI Olympiad is ready to add another X to the forumula. Montréal is offering to step in and host the Games of the XXIX Olympiad. No one knows how to throw together an event at the last minute like this city. And this time, we're more than ready!
thatsnotmypuppy Posted April 16, 2008 Author Report Posted April 16, 2008 Oh dear! Are the rumours true? Has the Osaka bid team got Godzilla taking out the opposition in revenge for the initial 2008 bid loss? A photo has just been sent from down under...
Tatsh Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 Oh dear! Are the rumours true? Has the Osaka bid team got Godzilla taking out the opposition in revenge for the initial 2008 bid loss?A photo has just been sent from down under... but what is he doing in Sydney? and the torch? XD
Sir Rols Posted April 16, 2008 Report Posted April 16, 2008 Steve Irwin, Crikey! Where are you now that we need you?
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