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I am sick right now and really bored, so I decided to do a spreadsheet of doping at the Olympics.

A few notes:

We are all well aware of the numerous, probably multiple 100's of doping violations that have gone undetected over the past 28 editions of the games, especially in regards to Eastern Europeans, so the German, Russian and overall Eastern European results are probably considerably low-balled

I have only records since 1968, a single doping violation by a Sweden that had alcohol in the blood

So here is goes

By sport:

Weightlifting - 37

Athletics - 20

Wrestling - 6

Modern Penathlon and Volleyball - 3

Judo, Baseball, Cycling and Rowing - 2

Basketball, Aquatics, Shooting, Gymnastics, Equestrian and Boxing - 1

By country

Sweden - 4

Mongolia - 2

Puerto Rico - 2

United States of America - 5

Spain - 3

Austria - 2

Iran - 1

Netherlands - 1

Bulgaria - 8

Monaco - 1

Romania - 2

Poland - 2

Czech Republic - 1

Greece - 7

Iceland - 1

Japan - 2

Algeria - 1

Lebanon - 1

Italy - 1

Finland - 1

Afghanistan - 1

Canada - 1

Hungary - 7

Australia - 1

Great Britain - 1

Russia - 5

China - 1

Lithuania - 1

Norway - 2

Armenia - 1

Germany - 2

Latvia - 1

Turkey - 1

Uzbekistan - 1

Kyrgyzstan - 1

India - 2

Ukraine - 1

Kenya - 1

Belarus - 1

Myanmar - 1

Moldova - 1

Morocco - 1

83 doping offenses

Event - Doping by country

Gold - Bulgaria for excellent doping in weightlifting

Silver - Greece for doping across the board

Bronze - Hungary for doping in weightlifting, just not as impressive as Bulgaria

Event - Doping by sport

Gold - Weightlifting for spectacular doping, including almost a dozen offenses in Athens alone

Silver - Athletics for being second best at doping

Bronze - Wrestling for no apparent reason other then you are the 3rd worst offender

Event - Not getting caught by country

Gold - East Germany for the spectacular Manazons

Silver - Soviet Union, United States and China, we all know you did it and just don't get caught

Event - not getting caught by sport

Gold - Aquatics the manazons didn't get caught and saved your reputation

Silver - Weightlifting definitely should be higher

Bronze - Cycling yea right, 1 offenses!?!

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Overall Doping figures

Archery - 0

Aquatics - 44 (6.5%)

Athletics - 329 (51.6%)

Badminton - 0

Baseball - 44 (6.5%)

Basketball - 4 (0.6%)

Boxing - 8 (1.2%)

Canoe/Kayak - 2 (0.3%)

Cycling - 101 (14.9%)

Equestrian 1 - (0.2%)

Fencing - 0

Football - 47 (7%)

Gymnastics - 4 (0.6%)

Handball - 0

Judo - 2 (0.3%)

Modern Pen - 1 (0.15%)

Rowing - 4 (0.6%)

Sailing - 1

Shooting - 1

Softball - 0

Table Tennis - 0

Taekwondo - 0

Tennis - 14 (2.1%)

Triathlon - 2

Volleyball - 1

Weightlifting - 42 (6.2%)

Wrestling - 4

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It should be noted that for the one doping case in Equestrian it was the horse that was doped, not the rider.

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And the rider, of course, had no idea that the beast was a doper!

Of coarse the rider was responsible. But the rider still didn't dope himself, he doped his competition partner.

The point is that the banned substance was found in the horse. Not that the horse is responsible (that would be ridiculous).

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Of coarse the rider was responsible. But the rider still didn't dope himself, he doped his competition partner.

The point is that the banned substance was found in the horse. Not that the horse is responsible (that would be ridiculous).

I guess I should have put the smiley after to indicate a joke (lame or otherwise).

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It should be noted that for the one doping case in Equestrian it was the horse that was doped, not the rider.

Actually that Equestrian positive was for Eric Lemaze and him popping a cocaine positive before Athens. The stats do not include none humans.

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Actually that Equestrian positive was for Eric Lemaze and him popping a cocaine positive before Athens. The stats do not include none humans.

I do think that Cian O'Connor's horrible act of doping Waterford Crystal should be included, thought.

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