Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Ladies and Gentlement, all people below me, I present you the favourite and the best bid by far in the 2018 Winter Olympic Games competition: Kampala 2018, the capital city of Uganda! Kampala is the greatest city in the world and our bid has the full cross party support of The Movement (and therefore as a representative, full support of the people of Uganda)! But what makes our bid the most special is, we have the full support of GOD! Kampala will be the most compact bid EVER, and we GUARANTEE, with God's help, that EVERY ATHLETE, OFFICIAL AND IOC MEMBER will have a travel time no longer than 3 MINUTES and 24 SECONDS. Our finances are guaranteed 100% by the Government of Uganda, with 85% of the funds coming from the Lottery (a scheme set up which offers prize winners, communicated largely by email, a lot of money, in return for a processing fee and their bank details) and the remaining 15% will be diverted from the Health Service (this is in line with our Zero Tolerance drugs/anti doping policy - we will eliminate doping by removing all funding for doping). In hosting the Winter Olympic Games in 2018, everyone in Uganda will take part in sport and not need the use of a health service, as they will all be fit and healthy. Sport has many educational values, it is important that people LEARN from SPORT. By hosting the Winter Olympic Games in 2018, the Ugandan Government will save money on it's spending on education, which means that it will be able to spend more money on defence, to make the Games even safer. GOD IS GREAT!!
james Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Good. Am skeptical and scared about this bid while there are no mountains in Ugandan.
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 There is no problem with the current topography in Kampala, because In Africa WE CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS! and the Lord himself will bless them with snow. IF GOD MADE THE WORLD, HE CAN MAKE KAMPALA 2018!! GOD IS GREAT!!
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 Ugandans are friendly, welcoming peoples and are ready to host the 2018 Winter Olympic Games, GOD WILLING. The hospitality in Uganda is a unique and humbling experience for all, come and experience Kampala! GOD IS GREAT!!
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 IT IS AFRICA'S TURN TO HOST THE WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES, AND GOD WILLING, KAMPALA WILL WIN!! GOD IS GREAT!!
james Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 I doubt if you are not thesame guy who did Pyonynang summer Olympic 2016 bid. Aren't you?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 No, I suggest you search my name in poogle or in your history books. You will learn who I am. Everybody who votes for Kampala will recieve a place in the ALMIGHTY HEAVEN, except for those homosex, who will feel GOD'S WRATH! Russia can ban the Pride Festival and win Sochi 2014 AND SO CAN UGANDA!!! GOD IS GREAT!!
baron-pierreIV Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Will Victoria Falls sub for the ski jump area? Will Surya Bonaly be the Commissioner for Ceremonies and Figure Skating? Any venues in Entebbe?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 Will Victoria Falls sub for the ski jump area? Will Surya Bonaly be the Commissioner for Ceremonies and Figure Skating? Any venues in Entebbe? It will all be made in the city of Kampala in 7 DAYS! And will be MORE BEAUTIFUL than ANYTHING ELSE in the WORLD! GOD IS GREAT!!
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 Behold the BEAUTY of KAMPALA! GOD IS GREAT!!
james Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Behold the BEAUTY of KAMPALA!GOD IS GREAT!! This bid of your is very very critical by using GOD to down play on Uganda incapability to host winter games. HE made it so and you are not going to force GOD to change how HE wants the climate to look like just in the name of games. I know GOD is not listening to that one.
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 This bid of your is very very critical by using GOD to down play on Uganda incapability to host winter games. HE made it so and you are not going to force GOD to change how HE wants the climate to look like just in the name of games.I know GOD is not listening to that one. God is on OUR SIDE, as is WRITTEN. It is GOD'S WILL that KAMPALA host these Games, He is changing KAMPALA through HIS WILL AND ORDERS, NO ONE is FORCING Him. God IS LISTENING, HE TOLD me HIMSELF! For it was HE would DECIDED that it is AFRICA'S TURN to HOST THE WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES! GOD IS GREAT!!
Faster Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Kampala actually doesn't look that bad, though this bid is completely moronic. Baron, Vic Falls is in Zambia.
Citius Altius Fortius Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 james, how are you able to be with two different fakes "online" at the same time?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 It is GOD'S WILL that a bidding document be produced in English, French and Pidgin English. Please stand by for futher announcements. GOD IS GREAT!!
baron-pierreIV Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Idi, shouldn't you be saying ALLAH is great? Or have you reconverted?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 Idi, shouldn't you be saying ALLAH is great? Or have you reconverted? GOD IS ALLAH AND ALLAH IS GOD! GOD IS GREAT!!
james Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 james,how are you able to be with two different fakes "online" at the same time? I don't understand your English. Can you explain better?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 I don't understand your English. Can you explain better? The Kampala 2018 bid book will be published in Pidgin English, so you should have no problems with that. GOD IS GREAT!
james Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 The Kampala 2018 bid book will be published in Pidgin English, so you should have no problems with that. GOD IS GREAT! You should have read when I said is this not thesame person who did Pyonyang summer Olympic 2016? I am having my funn here too.
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 You should have read when I said is this not thesame person who did Pyonyang summer Olympic 2016? I am having my funn here too. I did, the answer is I did not do any other bid only for MY COUNTRY. YOU SHOULD READ MY NAME IN THE HISTORY BOOKS. GOD IS GREAT!!
Citius Altius Fortius Posted March 19, 2008 Report Posted March 19, 2008 Your Excellency, are you planning water-skiing on Lake Victoria as demonstration sport?
Idi Amin Posted March 19, 2008 Author Report Posted March 19, 2008 Your Excellency,are you planning water-skiing on Lake Victoria as demonstration sport? No. This is Winter Game. ALL SPORTS WILL TAKE PLACE HIGH IN THE MOUNTAINS, WHICH ALMIGHTY GOD WILL CREATE BY HIS WILL. GOD IS GREAT!!
baron-pierreIV Posted March 20, 2008 Report Posted March 20, 2008 So you will be eating little African babies as part of Opening Ceremony? We have one here who would gladly participate; goes by the name "ja...."
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