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  1. basically anything worth watching happens at 3 in the morning, which is ridiculous. I'm exhausted from waking up to watch ski jumping at 5, not sure it's very sustainable over 16 days. i actually had to watch the ceremonies on NBC last night if you can freaking believe it. now i have tape-delay luge on but it's not live obviously so I'm starting to question whether the athletes can actually hear me shouting at the screen and react in real time to my coaching advice. i am however enjoying as the commentators dance around the OAR question while avoiding mentioning doping or the IRL country of russia. watching canada miss a couple bronze medals already has also been entertaining but at this point i'm feeling bad and want them to start winning. honestly i'm on team anyone who can beat OAR. at first I thought it was only going to be a couple of athletes in exceptional circumstances but those numbers seemed to have crept up. sus. i forget the point of this thread. oh right, the time zone. well, there are a few things on before i go to bed.
  2. let's do a sweepstakes but with a sexy krow twist. put your name here and i will give you a random country. something about little strips of paper and a big hat and iphone pics. unless i get lazy and then i'll just tell you i did that. i will also come up with a clever nickname you can change your display name to. oh wait. remember how i said there would be a sexy krow twist? no? well start from the beginning of this post. see it? ah-ha. the twist is that you lose points for every medal your country gets! so you're actually rooting against your team. -3 pts for a gold. 2pts for a silver and 0 pts for a bronze because lol it's not really even a medal, come on now. wait. did you think that was the only twist? well, it's not. well, it was going to be but then i re-read what i had written so far and it sounded boring, so you'll get a second country to root FOR. +3 pts for a gold and 2pts for a silver. this is nuts. totally wild. is it even legal? well, i don't know. we'll have someone check on that but for now please put your name down. we're going to be picking countries from about the 10-20 range from the gracenote predictions. and then probably a whole bunch of other ones too. ah! got you! did you think those were the only two twists? oh my god have you even met me before? well, probably not unless your ejaycat, rols, or nykfan but of course there's a third twist. everyone will also get a wildcard third country from the bottom of the gracenote list: 10 pts for a gold 7 pts for a silver and what the hell 1 pt for a bronze. why not. it's been a hard week. we've earned it.
  3. you knew it was coming. it was a magical 17 days in the undisputed capital of the world should something drastic happen to NYC and paris, and hong kong is having an off year. but CLEARLY it had the worst (WORST) logo of any olympic bid or games ever designed. you laughed when the "lisa giving bart head" joke was made for the first time because it was so true. here is the scene: the year is 2014 (omg can you even?) brazil is so far behind the IOC strips rio of the games and gives them back to london. because london is shiftless and lazy, they just want to resue their old logo, but then someone, princess anne i guess, says no let's let gamesbids.com/forums do it, because i'm princess anne. this is what it looks like to be a gay man and have no job. now is your chance to revenge LOCOGLOC and set the real legacy! introducing: the OFFICIAL design a better logo for LONDON 2012 LOGO COMPETITION. the competition is open to all. sadly, because of the tragedy of MH370, and since the requisite 180 days of islamic mourning has not fully passed, it would not be appropriate for us, the LOGOCOC logo organizing committee, to allow any bids from malaysia, as a sign of respect. there are rules, of course. POINTS: each submitted logo will receive 16,000 points upon submission. to balance things out, for every subsequent comment another forum member makes about your logo, you will lose 1,300 points. for every week your logo remains up, you will receive 800 points. points can also be earned through special BONUS challenges that will be awarded throughout the competition. the first bonus point competition is what is krow's favorite color and is worth 750 points. WINNING: those with the most points at the end of the 2 week entry period will advance to a VOTING LIGHTNING round where there will be more voting than lightning. a winner will be chosen by the general public. because we are going off a points system, it is technically possible to proceed to voting without submitting a logo, although a difficult task to be sure. COLOR PALATE: every logo that contains the color brown will receive 2,501 bonus points. however, the more... post christmas turkey turd than chocolate the better. improper shades of brown will receive only 1 bonus point. i also forgot to mention that the person with the most points will be SAFE from elimination in the bonus round, and the person in 2nd place will receive 2 bonus votes to their total. totally meant to mention that before. SPECS: logos must be submitted in normal format and once in lavender or aqua color scale because i am redoing my bedroom and i want one of the walls one of those colors and i need ideas (maybe teal too? teal scale will get you 3,460 points). DESIGN: you may design any way you like using any program you like. although hand drawn logos will receive a bonus 7,200 points -- because of the inherent disadvantage. i don't want you to spend a lot of time on this but i'm sure you can do something better than london because it's easy. ENTERING: i will enter this competition because i have a lot of ideas. i will probably hand draw my logo because the bonus points are alluring. i can also win challenges and i am the ONLY person who can think up challenges unless i designate a secondary challenge designator. right now i designate: ROB, ROLTEL, PAUL, PYROKENISIS, and OFAN97 to be able to create challenges for points for this competition. any of them can now create challenges and win them themselves so you have to be quick. PICTURES AND GIFS: you will receive 531 points for every related funny picture and gif you post. unless it's not funny, then no points. you will lose 49.6 points for any pictures of tacos hint hint lol NAMES: every logo needs a name. not like a stupid slogan: bringing the world together in london: one voice, one truth or something but like a NAME, like sadie or alexandra. if you name your logo sadie, i'll give you 2,300 points. lilian gets 400 points and fefe gets 2,301 points. one name per entry, so no like 30 sadies because sadie is a special name and should not be over used. i may give more points if i like your name more. POINTS II: points are subject to inflation or deflation based on the popularity of this competition. for every extra page this thread gets to, points will be inflated by 10 percent, but if it doesn't get at least one page a day, point values will be deflated by 10 percent. CHALLENGE NO. II: every logo comp needs a theme song. 12,000 bonus points to the theme song i pick nominated by YOU. RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. POINT VALUES SUBJECT TO CHANGE. ENTRY REQUIREMENTS SUBJECT TO CHANGE. THIS COMPETITION WILL BE OPEN UNTIL THE FIRST LOW TIDE IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA ON THE NEXT NORTHERN HEMISPHERE HALF MOON. IF I KEEP IT OPEN LONGER EVERYONE GETS 2,900 BONUS POINTS. BY POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU ARE ENTERING THIS COMPETITION AND I WILL GIVE YOU 511 FREE BONUS POINTS. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFER TO ANYONE IN THIS COMP AS ESCANDALO MONTANA. THIS THREAD AND COMP WILL BE OUTRAGEOUS, HILARIOUS, SHAMELESS, AND I PROMISE GRATUITOUS NUDITY (404 POINTS FOR HAND DRAWN TASTEFUL NUDITY). I WILL UPDATE THE LEADERBOARD OBSESSIVELY AND BUMP SHAMELESSLY. THIS COMPETITION OPERATES ON MOUNTAIN STANDARD TIME. i want us all to have a lot of FUN here. so let's laugh and not take ourselves too seriously but if you do take yourself too seriously i will give you 1,100 points, so you have to play it careful you know? also, 1,452 points for every typo you point out in this thread (capital letters don't count, -3,000 points if you suggest that). OH AND YOU CAN HAVE NEGATIVE POINTS! LEADERBOARD tnmp - 8594 athensfan - 4771 lord d - 3065 jmarksnow - 2874 tony e - 2568 mr.bern - 2141 paul - 1374 ofan97 - 674 krow - 674 points rob- 314 OH thatsnotmypuppy can also do challenges & points, duh. please APPLY THRU ME FOR PERMISSION TO DO CHALLENGES. I CAN NOT HAVE EVERYONE DOING CHALLENGES BECAUSE THAT DEFEATS EVERYTHING AND I AM A GOOD ORGANIZER. PS: 201 points to the fourth responder in this thread too and all responses that end in 4 (14, 24). TODAY IS THE 24TH THAT IS WHY I AM DOING THIS. PS if someone wants to double check my math i can give them like 1,030 points or something PPS that whole thing about pricness anne was supposed to mean that she's like a gay man and has no job. i don't know if you got that or why i thought that was an amusing thing to say. frankly, it was a little offensive.
  4. mine was freaking annoying. i think he had aspergers, so i broke up with him. not sure if he's noticed or not. (it was like talking to myself for four months.) anyway, i want to hear all about your boyfriend. what does he do? what color brown is his hair? will you trust him to pick me up when i'm too drunk to drive that we won't hook up because my friend jose's boyfriend doesn't. i guess if you have a girlfriend or smthng you can talk about her but i'm not reading that ****.
  5. i know you miss puppy but since he's not back from his trip barebacking through asia or whatever it is he's doing, we both thought you deserved a rare peek at what GB celebrities are talking about when they think you're not looking! here's every PM puppy & i have exchanged since i started saving them and not deleting them to make room for more tony questions. (i'd post my PMs with him, but i'm sure you got the same ones). Subject: Dumbass thatsnotmypuppy, on 04 Jun 2014 - 02:19 AM, said: There was no fuckking Macys style parade for my birthday a couple of weeks back [ ] Nonetheless happy 29th you incorrigible old fart. krow, on 04 Jun 2014 - 06:08 AM, said: hey i had to settle for tiananmen square tanks for my parade. actually that'd be kind of cool if they didn't run people over. anyway thanks. i went to the beach. the sun made me tired and i passed out before 10. i really am getting old. thatsnotmypuppy, on 04 Jun 2014 - 1:55 PM, said: Awww. Bless. I fell asleep while watching X Men the other day. It happens. krow, on 04 Jun 2014 - 4:11 PM, said: well they're boring ass movies so krow, on 25 Jul 2014 - 12:50 PM, said: you asshole. way to put me up for an award and then NOT EVEN SHOW UP TO VOTE FOR ME FOR IT. i had to claim victory anyway to save face! i would have liked to have won the sepp blatter prize, but i guess the consolation is that it's funnier if i just claim victory anyway. i was letting winning go to my head anyway. thanks for humbling me, you asshole. krow, on 25 Jul 2014 - 1:15 PM, said: how many aliai do we have? I NEED TO WIN thatsnotmypuppy, on 25 Jul 2014 - 1:56 PM, said: Sometimes you have to do your own dirty work [] I did nominate you as a drug cheat in the Commonwealth Games shame thread. That surely gets me out of the doghouse no? krow, on 25 Jul 2014 - 2:31 PM, said: thinking of registering 7 aliai and calling them ObviousAlias1, ObviousAlias2 and voting for myself. foolproof, hilarious, and lets me claim a disputed victory. thoughts? krow, on 25 Jul 2014 - 2:34 PM, said: or maybe spoofs of regular user names like "fatter" and "sir jelly rolls" ... i'll have a plan in an hour or two. thatsnotmypuppy, on 25 Jul 2014 - 4:15 PM, said: Do it. I look forward to interacting with thatsnotmypussy. I also feel Kim will vote for you... krow, on 25 Jul 2014 - 8:53 PM, said: aliai? poll rigging? this is taking it back to our roots. i actually find this rather amusing. most of the names were lazy (fatter - Barren-Pee-Share-IV - citius altius fornicatus) but a few were pretty good -- scatguy is a personal favorite. so was Oface97. kim will seal the deal! thatsnotmypuppy, on 26 Jul 2014 - 01:40 AM, said: OMG both Kims gave you the vote... krow, on 26 Jul 2014 - 10:10 AM, said: wah! contested result. thatsnotmypussy may have something to say about this later... thatsnotmypuppy, on 26 Jul 2014 - 3:18 PM, said: I would damn well think so!! krow, on 05 Aug 2014 - 8:21 PM, said: in the respect thread, that wasn't a tasteless personal jab btw, that was just the first thing i thought to say. thatsnotmypuppy, on 05 Aug 2014 - 10:26 PM, said: LOL - I am about to defend myself. The pic I briefly posted was from 5 years ago anyway [] thatsnotmypuppy, on 06 Aug 2014 - 10:19 PM, said: I have a serious question - are you a pygmy retriculating python? krow, on 22 Oct 2014 - 07:42 AM, said: i just wish we were fighting in a general thread where everyone could read it. we'll have to pick it up in another thread and get really nasty. it's the final frontier! thatsnotmypuppy, on 22 Oct 2014 - 1:33 PM, said: Meh. People seem to know it is just high theatre. We have had our turf wars before. I think we should hone in on a combined target and just go to town on them. krow, on 22 Oct 2014 - 2:27 PM, said: ok but only if it's random and unprovoked. like my random jabs at faster who hasn't done anything wrong in like 5 years thatsnotmypuppy, on 22 Oct 2014 - 2:32 PM, said: Definitely. Just pick a random. Yoshi? thatsnotmypuppy, on 18 Dec 2014 - 8:45 PM, said: I'm awaiting your logo entry fine Sir. After your crushing Fukushima triumph expectations are high. krow, on 19 Dec 2014 - 12:16 AM, said: you asked for it with the golden arches. thatsnotmypuppy, on 19 Dec 2014 - 12:45 AM, said: I thought it was time to kick it up a notch. BAM! Nice job by the way. Subtle. krow, on 19 Dec 2014 - 12:57 AM, said: don't be jealous you didn't think of it first. thatsnotmypuppy, on 19 Dec 2014 - 02:46 AM, said: I considered changing the LA24 logo to FU24... thatsnotmypuppy, on 02 Jan 2015 - 02:41 AM, said: You fucking champion. That daveypodmore dig seriously just gives me life. Comment of the year and it's only the second day (here) of the damn year... krow, on 02 Jan 2015 - 8:40 PM, said: i can't believe THAT was the best line. it was like the first joke i wrote. i do like i how i become progressively drunk and incoherent around the borjomi logos. thatsnotmypuppy, on 03 Jan 2015 - 04:35 AM, said: I await part 2 with some anticipation... krow, on 07 Jan 2015 - 7:49 PM, said: i'm going to keep changing my vote in this close round to keep everyone on their toes. i might have a fainting spell in a few hours and demand my vote be changed. followed by a panic attack and some bad diahrrea. thatsnotmypuppy, on 08 Jan 2015 - 01:59 AM, said: Is there a way you could fold some ebola and anti-muslim sentiment in there?? krow, on 08 Jan 2015 - 9:15 PM, said: i took a stroll down memory lane because of that davypodmore joke. http://www.gamesbids.com/forums/topic/18325-the-2nd-annual-gb-logo-competition/page-12 oh my god. i was the dick to end all dicks. it's hilarious. i really did email that woman. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN STEAL THE LOGO. lol, character assassination indeed. it's nice to have a thing going like me and you where we can do outrageous, scandalous things and people think it's great instead of fighting with us or thinking we're crazy (like baron) because we're funny and oh "it's just puppy and krow." i think this is happy wine. it's making me too happy. thatsnotmypuppy, on 08 Jan 2015 - 10:34 PM, said: I love my totally dismissive support "came to you organically" lol... I think the general population of GamesBids just see us as the loveable clowns. I think we need to annoy davey more though. He is a twit. thatsnotmypuppy, on 09 Jan 2015 - 03:39 AM, said: http://thatsnotmypuppy.yuku.com/ its officially a thing. Come join. Bitch. krow, on 09 Jan 2015 - 12:14 PM, said: VAGINA thatsnotmypuppy, on 09 Jan 2015 - 3:53 PM, said: I suggest we invite Baron and Darcy. I'll give you admin privileges. krow, on 09 Jan 2015 - 5:16 PM, said: baron? fine but i get to ban him in dramatic fashion when it suits my mood swing whims. thatsnotmypuppy, on 09 Jan 2015 - 5:25 PM, said: Sure. Spread the word. Time to kill GB krow, on 09 Jan 2015 - 6:05 PM, said: well you need to start a thread and don't tell me to do it, the site is thatsnotmypuppy.yuku.com. thatsnotmypuppy, on 11 Jan 2015 - 6:56 PM, said: I just gave Rols a mild slap in his Tokyo vote thread. Good on you for getting that ball rolling. krow, on 11 Jan 2015 - 9:56 PM, said: a) that logo is dumb [] you went farther than i would have dared to go - so fetch! krow, on 11 Jan 2015 - 9:59 PM, said: "My logo is an obvious joke. I am going to assume your last couple of posts are as well." you smug little twat [] thatsnotmypuppy, on 11 Jan 2015 - 10:39 PM, said: I works with the tools I have at hand [] krow, on 13 Jan 2015 - 8:34 PM, said: hey kim, i just thought of something juche couture. did i coin that? CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH THAT. just putting that in writing. may be a million $ idea someday. thatsnotmypuppy, on 14 Jan 2015 - 01:48 AM, said: ha! That is indeed gold! krow, on 16 Jan 2015 - 9:34 PM, said: i would have played marry f-uck kill rather than some boring census but what do i know we'll wait 2 weeks and then do MFK thatsnotmypuppy, on 17 Jan 2015 - 12:01 AM, said: I thought you would have read between the lines and realised my census thread was a very very nasty dig at Darcy and his attempt to come 'out' via a sappy video. krow, on 17 Jan 2015 - 01:02 AM, said: oh he is so pathetic. but i can't hate on his not being out though. you don't know what that's like. even i have a heart, somewhere. thatsnotmypuppy, on 17 Jan 2015 - 01:18 AM, said: Oh I am not mocking his struggle with his sexuality. Not at all. Just his stealth attempt at saying "oh hai bois - I is a gai!" with such a pious post. Fly that rainbow flag high I say. krow, on 17 Jan 2015 - 10:37 AM, said: lol i know. i just wanted to sneak a pious post in of my own. that video was dumb and i didn't even watch it (but i did see the gifs so that counts) thatsnotmypuppy, on 17 Jan 2015 - 5:24 PM, said: LOL gifs are the best invention ever. I just watched American Sniper in 30 seconds. krow, on 23 Jan 2015 - 09:25 AM, said: that census gave me an idea -- who are the A list celebrities of gamesbids (or the gAy list as it were)? maybe i'll have people vote on the B list and C list too. thatsnotmypuppy, on 23 Jan 2015 - 2:48 PM, said: Ohhh that is a good idea - maybe just 'vote for your faveGB'er' with Eurovision style ranking - 12, 10, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1 points to distribute. Then I will demand any votes for Darcy be null and void as he is an insufferable twat. DO IT DO IT!!! krow, on 24 Jan 2015 - 9:36 PM, said: you need to call in favors from your A list friends and get them posting in my thread! what?? you don't have any A list friends? damn, me neither. i hate being a fringe A lister. we're the courtney love of gamesbids. great at parties but nobody will take our calls. thatsnotmypuppy, on 24 Jan 2015 - 9:44 PM, said: American Sweetheart is such a fucking great album. Courtney did a gig here in Brisbane a few months back and was gloriously awful. krow, on 24 Jan 2015 - 9:56 PM, said: do you think faster will take my PMs? i mean, he's practically my muse, the mileage i get out of him. oh i think i should go on a yoshi rant for no reason and you should back me up. thatsnotmypuppy, on 24 Jan 2015 - 10:16 PM, said: Do both. Couldn't hurt right? krow, on 03 Feb 2015 - 11:06 AM, said: i can't believe you said my attention whoring is annoying in that mystery secret topic i only read today. i can't believe you think i like attention! and look who's talking, honestly. i am SHOCKED and have a sudden craving for attention. thatsnotmypuppy, on 03 Feb 2015 - 3:36 PM, said: Lol. I knew you would get the humour. I am so pissed though - whenever I even type the word 'Tony' my post gets deleted. THIS SITE IS LIKE COMMUNIST CHINA!!! krow, on 03 Feb 2015 - 3:59 PM, said: time for a tony thread! tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony tony thatsnotmypuppy, on 03 Feb 2015 - 9:04 PM, said: http://www.gamesbids.com/forums/topic/24787-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony-tony/ krow, on 12 Feb 2015 - 08:49 AM, said: i'm mostly offended that you haven't stood up for my daveypodmore joke when everyone is saying that boring history lesson about england is the best post of the year. offended like the original artists attending a daveypodmore retrospective. krow, on 12 Feb 2015 - 1:03 PM, said: oh btw, for my next stunt i'm killing krow. krow is dead. duh why didn't i think of this 2 years ago??? i can prolly get three pages out of this one. thatsnotmypuppy, on 12 Feb 2015 - 1:17 PM, said: I was blinded by his sweded version of history... my apologies and also my condolences on our collective loss. RIP krow. krow, on 12 Feb 2015 - 3:43 PM, said: is krow jesus? can he rise from the dead when this stunt dies too? only time will tell. the world has lost one of its greats. i will demand to be added to all future "fallen and deceased GBers" lists going forward, as my right. ߷ be with you. thatsnotmypuppy, on 13 Feb 2015 - 02:40 AM, said: I think you did as well as can be expected with the audience at hand - I love that everyone seems equally baffled and bemused. krow, on 13 Feb 2015 - 08:06 AM, said: god i could do this half baked new age philosophy **** for ages. it's like zen if all you know about zen was an article you once read in Time magazine. ߷ be with you. thatsnotmypuppy, on 13 Feb 2015 - 1:39 PM, said: See you had a missed opportunity here. You should have created a new dummy account for your current incarnation and staged an conversation with your alter ego - this breeding an air of insanity and uncertainty. Then 'krow' could have splintered off TELA style. I gotta say - the kid is a fucking genius. I'm loving taking this high and mighty paternal stance and feeding the troll. ENGLAND!!! krow, on 13 Feb 2015 - 2:01 PM, said: man, i gotta start running my stunts past you for brainstorming. that sounds hilarious: krow arguing with krow about krow. is a better thread conceivable??? as for TELA -- genius just about sums it up. he can create 2 page havoc with a simple "end of" whereas you and i have just about exhausted our currency in that department. krow, on 13 Feb 2015 - 2:04 PM, said: oh well i guess there's nothing left to do but go fully split personality disorder like toni collette in that one show and create a new krow account that claims ߷ locked him out. and then pick a random thread to have an epic back and forth fight. thatsnotmypuppy, on 13 Feb 2015 - 2:18 PM, said: I suggest that that could indeed by an annual best thread award winning prime time simulcast event. End of.
  6. the dress is the only thing i can talk about. i don't have time for anything else tonight, except visiting dozens of articles about the dress and refreshing twitter to read more about the dress, and texting people, who for whatever reason don't care about the dress, about the dress. i am literally rocking back and forth possessed by the dress. wtf was i going so crazy over ߷ for when it's all about the dress??? i mean, it's gold and white, obviously, but apparently it's really not. it just looks that way to people who can see. so why do people see different colors? apparently from one of the 352 articles i've just read: What The **** Is Wrong With Your Eyes? A Dress Explainer
  7. Recently I've come to the tragic conclusion that "krow" must die. "krow" as you have come to know "him" is a relic. "He" exists in a sexist, archaic male-dominated, patriarchal, misogynistic, homophobic society that gives lip service to the different, to the unique, to the independent while prizing nothing but bland, anodyne conformity. "He" is an intolerable symbol of everything worth hating in the world. Your names are, too. "krow" evokes ravenous birds. Anachronistic, racist laws from the American south. Catchy pop hits like "Soak Up the Sun." No capital letters. "krow" was a tasteless, bland attempt at subversive humor. Tired, offensive stunts. Tireless self-promotion and personal branding. "krow" had become a shell of its original intent. Doomed from the start to be nothing more than a pawn playing by the rules (more or less) in an unjust society; content to subvert just enough to get a quick rise, he had become the GamesBids equivalent to the discount airline who offers $1 fares and films reactions for a viral marketing campaign. A despicable, complacent creature. A well-known "A-lister" with powerful connections running deep into the GamesBids elite. "krow" was everything "krow" would have hated. "krow" is dead. Long live ߷. What, you might ask, is ߷? ߷ is freedom from an oppressive, restrictive alphabet. From the binds of modern social convention. From social normatives. From "krow." ߷ rejects "krow" Some of you maybe can't see ߷. IDK what to tell you, upgrade your browser or something. I will no longer reply to "krow." I will no longer reply to any name that has oppressed me in the past. My state of mind, in its present enlightenment, will only permit me to be addressed as ߷. More traditionally, ߷ is a Gbakurunen, a symbol from the N'ko West African writing system that represents the three stones that hold a cooking pot over the fire. But to you it cannot be pronounced any more than it can be thought of or even written. ߷ is just a representation for ߷. It is not the only representation for ߷, just the most logical. To those who use the N'ko writing system, it signifies the end of a period of text, kind of like the three stars you see in some novels that means the end of one part of a chapter but not the full, real end of the chapter. But ߷ isn't an ending. Nor is it a beginning. It represents my three natures, removed from the hateful binary that enslaves this society. I am not male. I am not female. I am ߷. It is a gender. It is a name. It is a state of mind. It is the Alpha and the Omega. It means I love you. It means I hate you. It kind of looks dirty. It means this portion of the text is over. It is open to interpretation. It is free of sexism and hate. It is full of sexism and hate. It is no one thing without being the other. It is a paradox. It is a mystery. It is an open-ended question. It has an answer. The answer, of course, is ߷.
  8. as leader of the most popular lunch table clique at this high school, i considered just telling you who was on the gamesbids A list and who were lesser satellites orbiting like rocky, baron moons around our brilliance, whose importance waxes and wanes cyclically -- and also, who were annoying, barely noticeable pests like so many gnats in your face after a twilight game of flag football by the lake. but i like to give you the impression that this cheerocracy is a democracy so i've decided to let you vote, eurovision style, for your favorite GB members -- the official gamesbids A list. the winners, the top 10 (the number of american idol finalists that get to go on tour for that sweet, sweet six figure check -- love you ramiele malubay!), will be on the A list. then you get the B list, C list, D list etc. you don't need me to tell you where the B list ends and the C list begins and all that. it'll be pretty obvious, i promise. if you don't want your vote public because of vicious, vicious drama or you're too canadian or something, you can PM it to me. if you don't want to PM it to me because you think i'm just going to tell everyone your votes the next time i get drunk, you can PM your votes to sir rols and he will pass it along to me without your name. (i haven't, like, cleared this with rols or anything, but he'll probably do it 'cause he's got the time. he likes to be put upon. it makes him feel useful, and i like to make people feel better about themselves when i'm not making fun of faster) THIS IS HOW IT WORKS: you give one member 12 pts, the next 10, then 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1 points. totals will be added with my shitty windows 8 light blue calculator and we will have an A list. pecking orders will be established. your feelings will probably get hurt, unless you're CAF because then you will have won and even i will have to concede an equal if not a superior. ALSO ROLS will you like do all the math and basically run this thing for me if i forget or think this is stupid when i wake up tomorrow? no, no i'll do it i guess but i need someone reliable and organized. i'm an IDEAS person. and i guess you can read all this and not vote or whatever, but it's your loss because the A list is happening whether you like it or not and even if you go "oh whatever this is sooo dumb and my name is quaker2001" you'll still be aware of the A list and psychologically, on some level, it will still color your view and interactions with the members of this site, and everyone else's with yours, like, scientifically or something. so, just throwing that out there. you don't have to do all the points if you get bored or you forget or you're paying more attention to a roseanne rerun or something. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF BUT IT'S TACKY AS HELL. unless you do it anonymously but then rols will still know. i can't tell you your strategy on this thing. i will go first 12 points - rob (effortless A lister) 10 points - thatsnotmypuppy 8 points - rols (thx for running this comp, btw. should have put you higher.) 6 points - michelle (idc if she never logs in again, this girl is A list) 5 points - the tower bridge fox (well someone's gotta vote for him) 4 points - FYI 3 points - CAF 2 points - michael warren (i will never forget the magical week we spent together in sochi in my head) 1 point - me tacky! 0 points - faster
  9. private votes and i won't cheat because the stakes are so low. it's been a while since i won anything. just genuinely curious if you prefer me to england, the subdivision of the UK with 50 million people and a medium sized clock tower. you have to vote your gut on this one.
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