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  1. Ozkar

    Our kids biggest challenge will be to find a username that's not already taken.

  2. Ozkar

    "Se lo comio la tierra!" ...

  3. Ozkar

    A Night with my cuz Miriam! ????????????✌️????????????

  4. Ozkar

    I wanna hangout with WILL FERELL and JACK BLACK. ????

  5. Ozkar

    There's a special place in hell for people who tYp L1K3 tH1s.

  6. Ozkar

    A la meme. Zzz (como dicen por hai) hahah

  7. Ozkar

    ** ❗️O P E N I N G _ C E R E M O N Y ❗️_ OF THE SOCHI 2014 WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES catch it Tonight on NBC **????????????????

  8. Ozkar

    Back to this b****. Late hours are the best, pretty much the gym to our self.

  9. Ozkar

    ????

  10. Ozkar

    i realy wanted to go to Laughlin.. tho

  11. Ozkar

    I stole a razor and shaved with it, in case any of you are looking for a smooth criminal. ????

    1. yoshi

      yoshi

      lol,classic.

  12. Ozkar

    Did you guys hear about the Australian who received a new boomerang for his birthday? He spent a week trying to throw the old one away... XD

    1. Sir Rols

      Sir Rols

      Well, if we're going for Aussie jokes:

      Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Oz?

      A: They couldn't find three wise men or a Virgin Mary.

      ..

      Q: Why do Aussie men cum so fast?

      A: They can't wait to get to the pub and tell their mates about it.

    2. Sir Rols

      Sir Rols

      Doctor (to an English patient): About that brain surgery to make you Irish - instead of taking 10% of your brain out, we mistakenly took 90%!

      English Patient: Fair Dinkum!

  13. Ozkar

    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up..

  14. Ozkar

    i wanna ask Obama: "Do you have your own Obama hope poster hanging in your room?"

  15. Ozkar

    Stay away from people who are quick to tell you why something isn't gonna work."

  16. Ozkar

    !!!!!!!! s p a i n !!!

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