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Here are a few more: Rainiest Winter Olympics Most technical difficulties at a (indoor) speedskating oval (despite years to prepare and millions of $$$) Most lip-synching during ceremonial performances Most banal and irrelevant song lyrics to ever grace a closing ceremony ("He's like...so whatever."; "Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend No way, no way, I think you need a new one." etc., etc.) Most vulgar subject matter of any closing ceremony (talk of how Canadians "pee in the snow" or have "sex in canoes")

Well, ticonderoga, a number of your 'superlatives' listed above are subjective rather than objective.