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[DannyelBrazil]

Yes, tensions are growing... Again...

Argentina is pressing hard UK to "give back" the island to them.
In fact, Argentina has no right over those island, since the island never been Argentina, de facto.

[thatsnotmypuppy]

faster, on 19 January 2012 - 09:24 PM, said:

Its a joke. Get with the program.

I already did Dushanbe. You gave it 5 semi-hard dicks out of 10.

I'm giving you another shot at 100% wood.

Buenos Aires is fine.

And inTorontoHellHole - it is obviously a joke. Minneapolis was our North American shithole last time. Furthermore I live in Brisbane and it will be decades until the infrastructure is in place for a realistic bid.

[krow]

world... class?

[intoronto1125]

thatsnotmypuppy, on 19 January 2012 - 10:06 PM, said:

I'm giving you another shot at 100% wood.

Buenos Aires is fine.

And inTorontoHellHole - it is obviously a joke. Minneapolis was our North American shithole last time. Furthermore I live in Brisbane and it will be decades until the infrastructure is in place for a realistic bid.

My screen name is intoronto1125 have some respect like I had calling you with your display name. Oh really Brisbane can't be that bad especially after they bid for 1992?

[DannyelBrazil]

Intoronto, less drama, is an INAPPROPIATE BID COMP, not a judgement over the city, choose a city and have fun!

[thatsnotmypuppy]

intoronto1125, on 19 January 2012 - 10:28 PM, said:

My screen name is intoronto1125 have some respect like I had calling you with your display name. Oh really Brisbane can't be that bad especially after they bid for 1992?

Boo hoo.

Brisbane is awful. Belgrade also bidded for 1992. Brisbane did not get a high technical score, di not attract many votes and was seen as a warm up for the Melbourne and Sydney bids.

Anyhow - this comp is about being inappropriate and causing as much drama as possible.

Get into the spirit or stay away. And posting pithy remarks on my profile

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Seriously calling people "hell hole" as a senior member here why?

makes you come across as a precious little child.

[DannyelBrazil]

Ludueña, Argentina
January 20th, 2012
Argentina NOC House (literally)


Host:
Ladies and Gentlemen,<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23944" Kc="null">I urge you stand up now to receive the stupendous, the largest, best of all Argentines and also the best soccer player in history and now divinity: Diego Armando Maradona.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23946" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23947" Kc="null">(Standing ovation)<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23948" Kc="null">

<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23949" Kc="null">Maradona:<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23950" Kc="null">Before starting, I would like the gentleman carrying a Union Jack flag to leave the room.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23951" Kc="null">Hijo de puta, return the Malvinas to Argentina!<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23952" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23953" Kc="null">Well, hmmm, hmmm ...<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23954" Kc="null">Cumpañeros,<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23955" Kc="null">We are here today to celebrate one more page in the history of Argentina without forgetting our glorious past full of wars lost to neighboring countries, communist killers heroes and presidents who were prostitutes.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23956" Kc="null">That's why I, as God Argentina, come here to communicate that our capital, the world's best city, the city that inspired Paris to be known as the Argentina of Europe, will be a candidate for the Olympic Games of 2020!<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23957" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23958" Kc="null">(applause)<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23959" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23960" Kc="null">It is with pleasure that I introduce our logo, which reflects that wonderful moment when our nation is experiencing since the great President Peron took office and made us believe that yes, we are great.


<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23961" Kc="null">Nothing can be greater than Argentina, and this bid will show everyone that in addition to being the best country in the world, we are also better than Brazil.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23963" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23964" Kc="null">(Standing Ovation)

That's why I invite you all to know our plan for the games: Use the city of Buenos Aires as it is to host the.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25450">So that everyone can understand our plan to give each of you five, a World Map of Buenos Aires.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25451"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25452">Let the games come to Argentina, and the games are concluded in the middle of our people, humble, warm and outgoing.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25453">
(Applause)
<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25454">- Hey, sir, I said to the gentleman out of the fucking room! Britons here are not welcome!

(Fight starts)

[Rols O'Bertilsson]

DannyelBrazil, on 20 January 2012 - 12:35 AM, said:

Ludueña, Argentina
January 20th, 2012
Argentina NOC House (literally)


Host:
Ladies and Gentlemen,<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23944" Kc="null">I urge you stand up now to receive the stupendous, the largest, best of all Argentines and also the best soccer player in history and now divinity: Diego Armando Maradona.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23946" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23947" Kc="null">(Standing ovation)<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23948" Kc="null">

<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23949" Kc="null">Maradona:<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23950" Kc="null">Before starting, I would like the gentleman carrying a Union Jack flag to leave the room.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23951" Kc="null">Hijo de puta, return the Malvinas to Argentina!<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23952" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23953" Kc="null">Well, hmmm, hmmm ...<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23954" Kc="null">Cumpañeros,<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23955" Kc="null">We are here today to celebrate one more page in the history of Argentina without forgetting our glorious past full of wars lost to neighboring countries, communist killers heroes and presidents who were prostitutes.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23956" Kc="null">That's why I, as God Argentina, come here to communicate that our capital, the world's best city, the city that inspired Paris to be known as the Argentina of Europe, will be a candidate for the Olympic Games of 2020!<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23957" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23958" Kc="null">(applause)<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23959" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23960" Kc="null">It is with pleasure that I introduce our logo, which reflects that wonderful moment when our nation is experiencing since the great President Peron took office and made us believe that yes, we are great.


<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23961" Kc="null">Nothing can be greater than Argentina, and this bid will show everyone that in addition to being the best country in the world, we are also better than Brazil.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23963" Kc="null"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="23964" Kc="null">(Standing Ovation)

That's why I invite you all to know our plan for the games: Use the city of Buenos Aires as it is to host the.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25450">So that everyone can understand our plan to give each of you five, a World Map of Buenos Aires.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25451"><BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25452">Let the games come to Argentina, and the games are concluded in the middle of our people, humble, warm and outgoing.<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25453">
(Applause)
<BR closure_uid_tjh7m9="25454">- Hey, sir, I said to the gentleman out of the fucking room! Britons here are not welcome!

(Fight starts)

That submission's perfect as is, coding errors especially.

Edited by Sir Rols, 20 January 2012 - 12:38 AM.

[DannyelBrazil]

As eveything in Argentina, the last post was a bit broken...
So, let's try again
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Ludueña, Argentina
January 20th, 2012
Argentina NOC House (literally)


Host:
Ladies and Gentlemen, I urge you stand up now to receive the stupendous, the largest, best of all Argentines and also the best soccer player in history and now divinity: Diego Armando Maradona.

(applause)



Maradona:
Before starting, I would like the gentleman carrying a Union Jack flag to leave the room.
Hijo de puta, return the Malvinas to Argentina!

Well, hmmm, hmmm ...
Cumpañeros,
We are here today to celebrate one more page in the history of Argentina without forgetting our glorious past full of wars lost to neighboring countries, communist killers heroes and presidents who were prostitutes.
That's why I, as God Argentina, come here to communicate that our capital, the world's best city, the city that inspired Paris to be known as the Argentina of Europe, will be a candidate for the Olympic Games of 2020!

(applause)

It is with pleasure that I introduce our logo, which reflects that wonderful moment when our nation is experiencing since the great President Peron took office and made us believe that yes, we are great.



Nothing can be greater than Argentina, and this bid will show everyone that in addition to being the best country in the world, we are also better than Brazil.

(Standing Ovation)

That's why I invite you all to know our plan for the games: Use the city of Buenos Aires as it is to host the.
So that everyone can understand our plan to give each of you five, a World Map of Buenos Aires.
Let the games come to Argentina, and the games are concluded in the middle of our people, humble, warm and outgoing.

(Applause)

- Hey, sir, I said to the gentleman out of the fucking room! Britons here are not welcome!

(Fight starts)

[Rols O'Bertilsson]

Still think the first version had that extra touch of authenticity, Danny!